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"This will be the definitive Call of Duty experience" "We won't bring out another for years"
L game, L franchise
Go play a real man game like CS2

My earphones in my pocket be like

Triple monitor users wet dream

In 1 hour this game changed my life.
I used to be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ loser but playing this game online and obliterating everyone made me gain self esteem and confidence. I started working out, I started getting girls, I started following my dreams. In 2009 I was elected as the 44th President of the United States and it would have not been possible if I never played this game.
Thank you Rust

Halo ripoff but better

this game blows

In 1 hour this game changed my life.
I used to be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loser but playing this game online and obliterating everyone made me gain self esteem and confidence. I started working out, I started getting girls, I started following my dreams. In 2009 I was elected as the 44th President of the United States and it would have not been possible if I never played this game.
Thank you Chaos.

This game saved my life.

I am 69.

My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and adopted our son together. They are now both 4 years old.

When we were going through our separation, I found myself lost and miserable. I was self destructive. I got so mad one day from everything spiralling out of my control that I punched some concrete in a moment of overwhelming emotion. That caused me to break my 5th metacarpal in my right hand... my working hand... my games hand.. the hand that I held and carried my children to bed with.. The hand I desperately needed to make sure I could continue to provide.

After learning of the severity of my self-inflicted damage, I was borderline suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man with no history of depression or anxiety. I have never had fits of rage, or been one to break down and cry, but I was in a low spot that just really buried me from being able to see the light on the other side.

Having nothing better to do, I searched for a game I could play, ONE HANDED while I recovered. I somehow stumbled upon this game and read some of the reviews. I decided that it had to be worth a shot... I must admit, I didn't beat the game, or play nearly as long as some of you. In fact, I may have only played this game a day or two.. With that being said, after doing so, I had a new found joy and hope for life. I was able to put behind me the pain and suffering that had been cast over me. I was able to experience other peoples joy and happiness. I was able to see the fruits of my "labor". I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ minutes to this music long enough to realize that I was going to be okay.

After coming to that realization, I turned the game off, and I went back to work. It hurt my hand like hell but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so damn sorry for myself, and I became the father I needed to be in that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving as.

Today, I am close friend with my kids mother. We don't fight, or argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents, and friends.

I now have 3 kids. My third child is, wait for it, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my own separation, and we just stumbled in to each others life unexpectedly. We have been in a relationship for a year now, and are very happy together.

Moral of the story, you never know what life holds in store for you, and if I would have given up when all the odds were stacked against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that.

FUNDAMENTALLY, TERRARIA IS THE GREATEST GAME EVER CREATED, AND NO OTHER GAME CAN REACH ITS CALIBER. WHEN TERRARIA WAS RELEASED, IT RAISED THE BAR OF THE VIDEO GAME INDUSTRY TO A POINT WHERE NO OTHER GAME COULD PHYSICALLY EVER BE BETTER THAN TERRARIA, OTHER THAN TERRARIA ITSELF. TERRARIA FOREVER IS AND WILL BE THE GREATEST VIDEO GAME OF ALL TIME. YOU CAN MINE AND ♥♥♥♥. YOU CAN FIND LOOT AND ALL THAT ♥♥♥♥. IF SOMEBODY ASKED ME, “WHY DO YOU LIKE TERRARIA SO MUCH?”, YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD TELL THEM? I WOULD TELL THEM TERRARIA IS MY SOUL, IT IS MY FUEL, IT GIVES ME THE STRENGTH AND ENERGY TO WAKE UP EVERY MORNING AND KEEP GOING. TERRARIA IS SIMPLY GOD’S GIFT TO THIS WORLD. I’VE HAD ISSUES WITH DEPRESSION FOR YEARS, ALONG WITH ANXIETY, SUICIDAL THOUGHTS, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT HAS KEPT ME GOING? TERRARIA. BEING ABLE TO SIT DOWN AND HAVE A GOOD OL TIME ON TERRARIA. THE PEOPLE LOVE ME. I HAVE FRIENDS. IM NOT ALONE. IF YOU PLAY TERRARIA, YOU’RE ALREADY ON A HIGHER LEVEL INTELLECTUALLY THAN THE MAJORITY OF THE POPULATION. THAT’S SIMPLY BECAUSE TERRARIA MAKES YOU SUPERIOR TO THE REST OF THE HUMAN RACE. IT STIMULATES YOUR BRAIN CELLS THE MORE YOU PLAY, WITH EVERY FALLEN STAR YOU COLLECT, THE MORE POWER YOU RECEIVE. FOR EVERY POTION YOU CONSUME AND EVERY ZOMBIE YOU KILL, MORE POWER GOES TO YOU. THE MORE YOU PLAY TERRARIA, THE MORE OF A SAINT YOU BECOME, UNTIL YOU PLAY ENOUGH TERRARIA TO REACH ULTIMATE GOD STATUS. TERRARIA IS THE GREATEST GAME EVER CREATED.

Best Borderlands game
We don't want BL4, we want BL Pre-Pre-Sequel