Recent reviews by Papa Oats

As someone whose dream job has been to be a janitor, I'll be ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and flustered if this didn't tickle my fancy.

I have honestly gotten so sick of people using scripts in competitive, that I see no real reason to play this game any more. If you, for some asanine reason, enjoy this kind of ♥♥♥♥, then please buy it. If you're a sensible person, just don't. This game has both no merit, and no positive points. Headshots don't register, so don't try and learn how to aim.

I've hated this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game since I bought it, and I regret it completely.

MacGuffin is a special breed of game.

Being similar to Jazzpunk (Another random walking simulator with various interactive parts) I personally found this game quite enjoyable! MacGuffin is short, I finished it in under an hour, and I spent my time looking at everything. Being short, it also lacks replayability. Despite this, its worth the price. Its short, sweet, and you may get a couple good chuckles out of it.

I've played quite a few games in my lifetime. With a library of 236, some of which I've only played somewhat, I still find myself coming back to finished games. OneShot, for example. Another, would be this game. I was enamored with the characters, and after getting all "endings," I feel like I want to play more. And so I will.

Please, do yourself a favor, and install this game. Its free, and I feel that thats too cheap. I would have gladly shilled out money for this game. I cannot express how much I love this game.

Its your simple dating simulator, with an intriguing twist.

This is a bad game. Mind you, I only have 3 or so hours in the game, but from this time I've learned multiple things:

1. Time doesn't move unless you have the game up. This means that if you have it in the background playing while you're doing other stuff, nothing happens. So you have to actively have the game up in order for it to work. I can't even say this wouldn't be a problem. Becuase it is. I like to have relaxing games that I can come back to and check on while I'm doing other stuff, this isn't one of those games. You can't have the windows side by side either, cus it still wont play.

2. Watering the plants does next to nothing later in the game. At the start it helps speed the process up, but past that its ♥♥♥♥. Which brings me to another thing, the controls. You can't zoom into specific parts of the tree and the camers is positioned to right below the middle of the tree. So you're forced to zoom ALL the way out if you want to see the full tree. This is even more annoying when you have to trim the branches up top. Past that the controls are awkward. Instead of clicking on trimming or watering to use it, you click on them to deactivate it. So if you want to trim, you have to click on the water icon, and vice versa.

3. Achievements. What the ♥♥♥♥ are achievements. Its just a complete grindfest. One achievement is to literally trim 3000 branches. Sounds easy, right? Well 15 hours later and a lot of people still haven't got the achievement. If you play for achievements, or just can't help but finish games for the achievements, then you're in for the long run.

Honestly, don't buy this. Its a waste of a dollar. Use that to buy a pack of gum or something.

I was VERY surprised when I started this game. I felt that it would be jsut some free game that I would turn on and play once after 10 mintues. You play as a little ball with a grapple that lets you grab onto the blocks. I really liked how motion played a roll, along with gravity being directed to the middle of the level. Also that your grapple can wrap around other blocks, allowing you to gain more momentum.

Jesus, I cannot get enough of this game. I would literally suck ♥♥♥♥ to be able to forget the entire game and play it again.

Now your thinking with portals!

No one plays this game anymore. There is no point in buying this. Maybe if there was people playing the game for once it would be worth it, but there isn't