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10.8 hrs on record (8.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
so perfect,my town only has white people. 10/10
Posted 1 May, 2024.
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3.3 hrs on record (1.9 hrs at review time)
My ass and legs are extremely sore and my right arm is double the size of my left arm .

GREAT GAME MAKES ME FEEL LIKE JON WICK/NEO at the same time .

PS you can change to dual wield guns under settings !, so your arms wont be uneven like mine .
I play this in a mix with beat saber, maybe thats why I am sore all the time
Posted 19 January, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
558.5 hrs on record (22.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Dont buy till they figure out their servers ................

DEVS: I have traced the problem for you. It traces back to Wednesday the 25th of march, when you low level intern procured your back end, login server from a foreign scammer. Instead of a high end server, you have some guy in a dingy shack smoking cigarettes operating a C64, storing the master user database on 1541 floppy disks. he ran out of space, and keeps hole punching the discs for more storage, and daisy chaining more 1541 drives, so he has to do less disk swapping every time he see's a new login request. He has run out of power strips, his 300baud modem has melted and he is screaming unintelligible profanities at his fat mother in low who lives in the other room. He has sent his young niece into town with a bag of rice in hopes of trading for some 1571 disk drives, and a 800 baud modem, and 20 more power strips. It may tax his townships electrical grid, and cause the whole region to lose power. You will be solely responsible for putting 1000's of families in the dark. All because you sent an intern to buy your master login server.
Posted 27 March, 2020. Last edited 29 March, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
396.1 hrs on record (53.7 hrs at review time)
Great game ,but only when the multiplayer works.... , if you have not bought the game yet wait till they fix the online multiplayer.
Posted 12 August, 2018.
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