Recent reviews by NotJo

This is one of the most underrated game I've ever played in my life. I have been buying copies for cheaper from keyshops and flooding my friends inboxes to play because it's genuinely just such a good time. I'm so disappointed that the game is dead, but should you go and populate a whole server with friends yourself then it's a great drink/smoke session to have online with the boys.

I haven't played very much, but I think my 83000 hours in Call of Duty is going to help me overcome the skill barrier.

Already an instant favorite of mine. You get very attached to the characters, there is a significant sense of curiosity throughout the story (is very rich), they throw comedy into the mix on multiple occasions, and it is already one of my favorite games. If you're here because of Undertale and questioning whether or not it's worth it, it is, and it's arguably better than Undertale. Can't wait until the story is finished, I'm extremely eager! 11/10!

This is literally the worse $20 I think I've ever spent. I was legitimately contemplating buying this or buying a vibrator, but now I've come to the realization that I would've spent time to ♥♥♥♥ myself either way. The game hardly works as portrayed. When you craft, things that you crafted from items IN your inventory are put ONTO THE FLOOR; melee of any kind (boxing/melee weapon) is less efficient than a Papier-mâché bomb shelter; this game WILL NOT, and I repeat, WILL NOT, function above 30 frames per second if you do not have a 1080 and i7, or anything equivilent or better; granted the game is in early alpha, you can hardly do any of the character customization options that were portrayed in the videos; finally, this game is just a piece of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Do yourself a favor, DO NOT BUY THIS PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥.

For a game made in 2006, this game actually has surprisingly good graphics. The game is still fresh in my mind after playing it from my childhood and personally leaves a great nostalgic appeal to me. The races are fun, the stunts are cool, and you could play "Slam your car into another person's car until it explodes and they fly out of it, then run over their corpse" all day long. The soundtrack is amazing, which is very surprising (coming from someone that only listens to trap and rap). The game also comes with some fun cheat codes if you can find them (it isn't that hard). The only thing that doesn't work is the multiplayer, which is perfectly understandable considering that the game is 12 years old, so it is fairly obvious that they do not have the servers for the game running anymore for public use, especially since they've also realeased Flatout 3 and 4 (not as fun in my opinion).

In summary, this game is very well rounded and gives a very enjoyable experience.