General Information

I do not understand why people put their PC specifications in their biography. Frankly, it looks stupid and has no purpose other than to serve as filler for your biography. Are you trying to show off your minimum wage salary? Put something about yourself, like, "I suck ♥♥♥♥ at the nearby 7/11" or perhaps, "I am usually busy on the weekends getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by a dude with a twelve-inch ♥♥♥♥ who also wears a shower cap with fairy wings." You know, cool ♥♥♥♥ like that.

Another thing that I do not understand is putting your staff history in your biography. Your biography is not a resumé and you are supposed to put that information in a staff application. Formatting your staff history to look "fancy" is not clever and it makes you look like an uptight ♥♥♥♥.

Stop putting two tags in your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ steam name. Decide on which community that you want to be a part of. Also, do not flip-flop on which community that you are going to support. It is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded to have two tags because you are more wish-washy than my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ex-girlfriend.

If you have any questions about me or what I can do for you, PLEASE hesitate to add me. But fear not, my noble insights from the year 2007 can assist you. I also read The Art of the Deal by Donald Trump, so I can start my own Hedge Fund management... but I do not know what a hedge fund is. I think that they make hedges and manage them. I do not have a stupid level requirement, nor do I require you to leave a comment down below if you want to add me because I never understood that in the first place.

Fallout 4 and Fallout 76's storylines are canon.


PC Specs
• CPU: Intel Pentium 3 450 (450 MHz)
• Memory: 128 MB
• Hard Drive: 20 GB
• Video card: ATI Rage 128 Magnum [Sort of like the condoms (32 MB VRAM)]
• Monitor: 1024x768 LCD
• OS: Windows 98 SE
• Sound card: Sound Blaster Live! Value 5.1
• Motherboard: Some generic Intel board.
• Case: Some old beige case.