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2 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Don't bother or get excited about getting this free theme, you can't apply this theme ingame, there is no "apply theme" option ingame
Posted 17 March, 2020.
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50.3 hrs on record (45.6 hrs at review time)
There are 4 types of people on this review section.

1- Cucks who play on keyboard and mouse with novice controls
2- Flightsimulatorheads who complain about the abscence of HOTAS in an unrealistic arcade-ish game
3- People who actually enjoy the gameplay elements, soundtrack and story
4- People like you who came here to read the reviews for an already estabilished amazing game who won the hearts of many fans over the years since the Playstation 2 era
5- People who liked it on VR and come here to talk about the experience

Now you ask me: "but wait, there are 5 types instead of 4, why?"
Because nobody plays it on VR
Posted 27 November, 2019. Last edited 27 November, 2019.
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3,047.8 hrs on record (463.1 hrs at review time)
Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity.Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity.Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity.
Posted 6 November, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
937.8 hrs on record (599.7 hrs at review time)
MODO REFÉM EXTREMAMENTE REALISTA

Eu tinha que extrair o refém, o inimigo atirou em mim, virei o refém pro lado dele, ele matou o refém. O refém morreu, mas vencemos a rodada.

Você só se torna um verdadeiro jogador de Rainbow Six Siege quando você seleciona fuze e mata batiza o seu primeiro refém.

Ainda aguardo pela update em que o escudo do Montanha vai ter um refém desenhado na frente
Posted 9 September, 2019.
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10.2 hrs on record (8.8 hrs at review time)
this game is a real life inception
by playing it and recommending you are basically participating in the game's plot
Posted 1 July, 2019.
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4.9 hrs on record (3.4 hrs at review time)
Amazing online experience, featuring:
-look for a game and find a room full of bots and the match finishes instantly
-look for a game and get in the middle of one currently going and have no chance of winning because everyone's score is already bigger than yours
-hop into an online match and be kicked by the host that advertised he was looking for players on the home screen
-play a normal match until the host starts to lose and ragequits with no bad consequences for him, forcing a host migration that ends up on a "connection lost" message, making you lose your 20 minutes worth of xp
Posted 30 June, 2018.
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12.3 hrs on record (6.1 hrs at review time)
Pare de olhar as análises, você sabe que o jogo é bom e quer saber o que acontece depois de half life 2 episode 1. compra logo
Posted 22 November, 2017.
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12 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
Rico is now an f22
No he is not starscream
And there is the flying ship of the avengers in it
10/10 would destroy an entire base with wingsuit again
Posted 28 July, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
237.0 hrs on record (134.9 hrs at review time)
Único jogo onde eu pude jogar um bebê no forno, e me sentir bem com isso.
E também é um ótimo simulador de super mario porque a princesa está sempre no outro castelo
10/10 jogaria o bebê no forno de novo
Posted 5 July, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
869.5 hrs on record (721.8 hrs at review time)
Take two, who owns rockstar, threatened to sue the group who made OpenIV mod, and to not get in any trouble, the gorup disabled the mod. it's the most used mod, base to do everything else, so the game is no longer good for modding
Posted 15 June, 2017. Last edited 21 November, 2018.
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