Recent reviews by Heater Beater

cool now my mast falls down too

peak monkey.

very good game. best played on bitter cold winter nights or during heavy thunderstorms in front of a crackling fire.

fun memories and goofy glitches, best played with a crew.

the negative reviews are the most spot-on for this one. I appreciate having it but gosh they really do a hack job on anything post curse. I guess we old nostalgic nerds get a bit pissed when they remake something we loved but they take too much creative leeway and therefore deliver really over target childish and poorly constructed games. for christ sake they actually play tested this and didnt have everyone but guybrush's actor redo all their lines? cause this is some hack level work. also very disappointed in what leaks i've seen of the upcoming new title.

awesome game, i miss it so much. it just came out at a time when a ton of other games went viral and distracted the demographic from this nostalgic gem. hope the remake comes out soon!

20k firestrike gang

Within 2 minutes I unlocked a trade item worth 2x what the game was.

I'd recommend it when it's on sale for sure if you like cats.

just got it, I'll let you know how i feel about it once the newness wears off.

128 tick mm and intrusive AC would be appreciated.

I only played for a few minutes though I'm super cool and have way better things to do.