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130.0 hrs on record (7.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
A survival game with a Viking Mythology setting. Survive the environment alone or with friends with PVP or PVE. Build a Viking boat and sail to other area. Beat all the Gods of this world for Odin. So you can return to the land of the living.

EDIT: I forgot to mention a key feature, Your character isn't tied to a server. You can play your character on any server will all it's levels recipes, gear, and inventory. Hop on your friends server for a couple hours then pop on a public server with same Character. This may change in the future or they may add a server option to have to start a fresh character when joining the server for the first time. This game is Early Access, if it changes I will edit this review to reflect the changes.

Level up your characters. The more you use an ax or sword the better you get with it. Don't go to far out for a swim in the water if you haven't swam much you stamina for Swimming will be too low and you will drown.
You can also level up the tools of your choosing.
Building in this game is a lot more detained than other survival games. You are not stuck with just box houses like most games. You can level the land and lay the frame work for a proper Viking house or throw up some walls with a dirt floor. You can even build the ground up around your house like a Hobbit House if you want.
You will never go hungry in this game, instead how and what you eat will make a difference in How big a life bar your character has. If you die you will respawn with you stuff in a bag where you died. The difference in this game is when you die you lose part of your memory and forget some of the thing and recipes you learn.

This game is a definite must buy for $20
Posted 27 February, 2021. Last edited 27 February, 2021.
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824.7 hrs on record (6.5 hrs at review time)
I have about 600 hours in on Origin. Apex was the only game I was playing on Origin so the switch was a no brainer. This game is one of the best battle royales you will ever play. Its not without its flaws like any game, but its actively updated with new maps and playable characters. This game is completely free to play. You can unlock all the characters for free just by playing and collecting the game tokens. Micro-transactions are for loot crates and skins for your legends and their weapons, sprays and more. You can play this game and unlock all the legends and a ton of skins without ever spending a penny.
Posted 14 November, 2020.
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42.5 hrs on record (18.1 hrs at review time)
This is the game that put Battle Royale on the map. The game is okay for me because Im not good at it. Hit has optimization issues but its a decent game. Be the last man / team standing to win the chicken dinner. In this game all that matters is that your team is the last one standing. Like Ricky Bobby said: "If you're not first you're last"
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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97.2 hrs on record (88.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I like this game my wife and I had fun for a while. Its like Minecraft meets Animal Crossing or Stardew Valley.
The problem I had is once you get your farm going and your place established you kinda run out of stuff to do.
The updates are few and far between. Its Early Access so its not done but Im out of stuff to do.
Posted 9 December, 2018.
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9.8 hrs on record (4.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Its hard not to write this review and not compare it to Overwatch or Team Fortress 2. Hell they even have a TF2 skin for the engineer type character. What this game reminds me of is if you took Overwatch characters and Gameplay and threw in all the customization and menus from Hereos of the Storm and made it free to play. This game is not a clone of either of the 2 games I mentioned but it is very very simular. What it has that Overwatch doesnt have is a deeper customization of your characters looks and how thier abilities work. This game has a weird card loadout system. Usually with FPS when I talk about loadout im speaking of your guns and gear well not this game the loadouts are perk like increased damage with this or healed when doing this ect. you may choose 5 cards for each loadout. As you play and open loot crates the cards level up and get stronger which in my opinion is a real balance problem for the game especilly with new players. Just like Hereos of the storm you can earn coils to unlock skins or more characters ect. The game is Free you dont have to spend a dime to enjoy it. You can pay $20 bucks and unlock all characters fuure and current for the life of the game if you'd like to. The game is optimized well I fired it up on my I5 laptop with 8 gigs of ram and a weak on board Intel HD4000 video card with direct x 9 and it played smooth and lag free. The graphics suffered but it ran great.

Final thoughts:

The game is F2P so theres microtransactions. Is it better than Overwatch? Nope not in my opinion
I like the amount of customization you have with your toon better than overwatch but thats about it.
There's zero competitive play options.
Game has mounts that arent needed seems thrown in to give another wallet opening option
Theres a lot more playable characters than Overwatch and TF2 if you unlock all of them.

Bottom Line is if youre too broke for Overwatch and tired of TF2 fire this sh*t up it's Free what do you have to lose?
Posted 4 February, 2018.
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364.3 hrs on record (56.0 hrs at review time)
Quick little app like game is fun. If you want to play it for free you can play it on facebook but with ads.
buying full version makes you ad free, gives you town coins to spend and a few in game items to customize your character with. Dont worry its not a play to win. The in game transactions are only cosmetic and dont give you an advantage to the game.

The game is like a who done it, Clue type game. At the start you are giving a random role. Either town member, mafia or individual lone wolf type role. each role has abilities some used during the day some only at night. For example Mediums can speak with dead players at night. If a player died before being able to share a clue with thier town then they can tell the medium at night and the medium can relay the info to the living.Object is to kill off everyone whos not on your side.

Its worth the $5 just go over to facebook and give it a go for free search for town of salem all one word to find it.
heres a link to it. https://apps.facebook.com/blankmediagames/
Posted 20 January, 2018.
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4.9 hrs on record (4.6 hrs at review time)
I picked this game up from a Humble Bundle Monthly. I gotta say Im very pleased it came in the bundle. I had never heard of it.

This game is an RPG take on a board game. Each character has a skill that is unigue to them
A once lovable and fair ruling king gets consumed with rot and goes mad.

There are multiple ways to win the game:

You can have the most prestige, which is obtained by defeating fellow players in battles, completing quests, or just stealing it with cards you draw as you play. You also lose one prestige every time you die.

You can win by challenging the mad king to a battle if you manage to survive the battle and kill the Mad King, ultimately you become the king slayer ( Sound famaliar Game of Thrones fans?) and the victor of the game. If however you kill the mad king but also die the victory is given the next player with the highest prestige.

You can win by obtaining 4 Spirit Stones, which are obtained in various ways, and use the stones to banish the king without needing him to battle.

This game also features card you draw each turn. the cards vary some are battle perk, some are personal perks, some are traps are spells to either place on the board or u//se on other players. Depending on the card yu want to use it will cost coins or magic. you obtain coins andmagic by entering dungeons or doing quests on the board or defeating dark enemies or cards you draw.

The only draw back so far is the game can be kind of lengthy depending on the setting but you can change them to your liking. There are paid dlc and character skins but they dont give you an advantage just different playable characters or board and dice skins.

I recommend picking this up you wont regret it. 9/10
Posted 9 July, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
8.4 hrs on record (4.2 hrs at review time)
Very fun digital card game set in the Elder Scrolls theme. The game is very good so far and is a nice alternative to hearthstone.

You start off in a story mode that also features a how to play introduction. You choose your class and charcter type, each having different strengths and weaknesses. In the begining you play through the story mode to unlock more cards but what makes this card game different is you just dont get new card the base cards can be upgraded to better cards with a variety on different attacks than the base card had to start with. For example lets say you had a base card with 1 defense and 1 attack and was soldier. This card could upgrade to a 3 attack 3 defense knight or it might upgrade to a Gaurd ( same thing as a Taunt card in Hearthstone )( If you dont know what a Gaurd or Taunt card does its a card that must be removed from the board first before you are allowed to hit other cards or the main character )

Something unique about this game compared to lets say Hearthstone is that the playing board is split in half. You may lay your cards on either half but can only attack opponents cards that are on the same half of the board unless you play a card that can attack across the board.

Also when you play the story it gives you a choice on how the story will go. If you kill this person you get this card if you spare them you get this card and the story adjusts to your choice.

Everytime you or your opponent loses 5 health they draw a card in addition to the card they get t draw at the begining of each turn.

Yes there is a store to buy card packs this is a free to play game they have to make money some where, but like hearthstone you can earn coins from playing matches to buy packs without actually using real money.

I reccomend this game if you like trading card games. The Elder Scrolls theme is a bonus but you dont have to be a fan of the games to enjoy it
Posted 1 June, 2017.
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0.0 hrs on record
Let me start off by saying this: The DLC is great I would recommend buying it.
I wouldn't pay full price for it.I would wait for it to go on sale or get it some place cheap.

If you don't to read my rant skip down to where it says: ~~ Buy the DLC but get it cheap because the Devs suck. ~~


Not because it isn't worth $20 it is worth it. Because the Devs released this paid DLC before the base game
was out of early access (Still in Early Access for over 2 years Now as of 4/16/17)
I love Ark. Its the game I love to hate mostly due to the devs. I gave the base game a thumbs down
because of this paid dlc and many other reasons. I would have never bought this DLC but my friend
wanted me to play it with so he gave it to me so I would come back to Ark after our tribe gave up Ark 6 months ago.

Man was I missing out. This dlc is almost like playing a different version of Ark. My buddies and I have over 1300 hours in on Ark so we get bored with vanilla so we mod the crap out of it to make it harder. You dont need mods with SE you can just play it.


~~ Buy the DLC but get it cheap because the Devs suck. ~~

Scorched Earth adds a new desert like map with an Austrailian feel too it.
It adds new dinos and craftable items bulding materials, gear, weapons, and much more you cant get in the base game.
It adds heat waves, lightning storms, and other elements to survive to add to the dificulty.
Water is harder to get on this map.
If you are seasoned veteran of Ark and looking for something more withou having to mod your game this is it.
Prepare to die a lot when starting out in this map. Ive seen many people refer to SE as the Dark Souls of Ark.
Its not bad once you get use to it.

Posted 16 April, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
6.7 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I was gifted this game by a friend. Its early access but I myself haven't experienced very many bugs and the one or two I do run into are minor.

First off for the people like myself that like to play PC games with a Xbox Controller this game isn't compatible, but it isn't needed the controls are as simple as can be. Point the mouse in the direction you want the ball to travel hold down the right mouse button and move the mouse forward or backwards for power to hit the ball. While the ball is moving click the right mouse button to make the ball jump (if jump is enabled).
This a mini golf type game the difference is all players take their turns at the same time. This causes mayhem and hillarious situations at time especially if ball collision is enabled.

Game Features:
Custom ball mechanics (low gravity, bouncy surfaces, Misc ball shapes and sizes, ect.)
Custom ball Colors
up to 12 players at the same time online
multiple courses some featuring themes (candyland for example)

This game is a must have and is worth the price
Posted 30 March, 2017. Last edited 30 March, 2017.
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