Recent reviews by Noobulus

unlike the vast majority of reviews, i just quite simply do not enjoy satisfactory as a factory game. it feels like coffee stain took every opportunity they could to make the exact opposite decision factorio did for a given feature - which stinks, because factorio is really carefully and tightly designed. satisfactory clobbers everything i love about factorio - logistics challenges, resource management, and carefully balanced recipes in favor of the exact opposite. at every point this game feels like it's begging you to not compare it to factorio and in the end just makes itself worse to try and facilitate that

also, the awesome sink is the most horrific piece of disrespect to a player i've ever seen i hate it so much

Helldivers 2 is perhaps the most well-polished and memorable execution of "1-4 Players Against A Horde Of Enemies" since Left 4 Dead 2. It has all the arsenal variety and cheesy writing of games like Deep Rock Galactic and Earth Defense Force, but in the form of an MMO that's ran well enough behind the scenes that it actually tells a story. Buy it when you can, play it with friends or randoms, and enjoy the fireworks.

also the autocannon is my baby i love her so much

came for the lesbians, stayed for the lesbians, and along the way experienced a masterfully designed horror game that i will be thinking about for years to come. if you like classic survival horror or doomed lesbians, this is the place to be; doesn't get much better than this on either front

also: robots with hooves. that is all

finland's plan to feminize the western man

and my GOD it works

factorio is bar none the best automation game out there - developers, gameplay, and community included. nobody else seems cares about making a game like this run well and play great as much as wube does

It's Terraria; if you don't have it already, get it. It is *the* game to own on Steam.

Starbound is a flawed game in a lot of ways, but if you're willing to mod the game to fix it, then it's actually pretty good.

Free Summer Sale points are nice too.

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