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It's old, it's clunky, and it's held together with source spaghetti and a prayer and I wouldn't have it any other way.

Source Filmmaker is incredibly old, out of date, and built on a source engine that was revolutionary in 2004. If you are looking for software that won't crash if you look at it wrong you're looking at the wrong program. However, if you're looking for a program that will ignite a passion for 3D image making, animating, or just learning how to port things in the source engine this is the program for you. There are tons and tons of guides on how to do everything in this program and anyone crazy enough to still be using this in 2023 and beyond will most likely be able to help you with any problems you may come across.

Are there better programs out there? Duh. The wrangler color doesn't even work properly but I would genuinely recommend giving SFM a shot. I have had a relatively nice time learning the basics of 3D animation using this program. Another positive, you can use it to make pornography.

This game turned me into a gamer. The Moon Lord is too easy. Thanks Re-Logic.

This game is really dumb and broken. It's like if you got a parkour mod for Gmod and gave people guns on really small maps with horrible bots as well.

This game left my in tears and my lungs hurt from all the laughter the game caused.

Please play this game.

If this review was written five or even ten years ago, I would 100% recommend downloading and playing one of the best FPS games I have ever played. However, it's not 2017.

Would I actually recommend playing Team Fortress 2 in 2023?

Short answer: No. Not anymore.


Long answer: I wish I could say that one of my favorite games of all time was still worth playing. I can't say the game is dead nor can I say it's even in a good state currently. Bots infest the servers making the game genuinely unplayable at certain points in the day. The developers of this game mistreat it. (Promising a major update just to backpedal a few days later, saying that they hear the community and the biggest lie of them all is that the game is constantly updated.) Should we as a whole got our hopes up? Probably not but at the same time, Valve shouldn’t have written in plain text that we were going to get a “full-on update sized update – with items, maps, taunts, unusual effects, war paints, and who knows what else” if they never had plans on delivering.

After ten years of playing this silly little game, I can safely say that much like a scorned lover, this is not the same game I fell in love with back in 2012. Even before Valve abandoned this game, they released the Meet Your Match update which dare I say hurt the game far more than any bot ever could.

At this point, this game is nothing more than a rotting shell of its former self. It’s telling when the best way to play the game is on servers run by a damn YouTuber than a multi-billion dollar company. Valve, please fix your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. I know you don’t care about this game anymore but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, but the community still does.

Am I going to continue to pour countless amounts of time into this game? Yes most likely. I know for a fact that I will never forget this game and the memories it gave me.

Unturned does have some good things going for it such as the hunting, finding recources, the driving is alright, also it does feel like a Zombie Survival game. But the faults for the game over shadow the good things about the game such as the grahics, it being way too easy to die, you loose everything if the game crashes you die you and/or quit the game, the zombies have way too health, there are only two maps, it's rather boring, most cars don't have gas (good luck finding any gas cans), ammo is scarce, crafting is confusing, the maps are plain, you take too much damage from one hit from zombies, your dehydration and hunger bars go down really fast, the zombies move too fast, you move too slow, it's hard to figure out what everything does, daytime is too short. Overall the game is alright it's not that bad but not that good either. It's gets a 2 out of 5, I wouldn't recommend this game. Yet I do have to give the developer credit, one 16 year-old made this game that's pretty amazing.