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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 10:01am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 11:04am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 3:48am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:34am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 4:42am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 4:24am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:55am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:58am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 9:28am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 11:30am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 11:50am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 4:41am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 4:45am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 6:05am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 6:05am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 6:05am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 10:14am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 11:54am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 12:16pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 5:41am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 7:01am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 10:19am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 5:29am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 3:41am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 2:18am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 7:21am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 5:10am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:59am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 3:33am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 7:00am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:59am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 7:08am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 7:00am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 9:10am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:34am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 5:41pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 11:40am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 10:18am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 3:33am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 5:25am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 5:31am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 11:37am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 7:21am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 6:00am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 5:41am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 5:09am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 6:05am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 4:45am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:59am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 11:40am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 8:16am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 3:33am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 6:31am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 10:46am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 12:31pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 5:41am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:59am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 8:14am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 11:03am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 11:39am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 10:55am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:49pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 1:38am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:46pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 8:00am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 7:13am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 12:39pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 12:38pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 12:45pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 1:31pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 10:22am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 5:29am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 11:05am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 1:01pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:59am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:59am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 6:00am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:59am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 12:45pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 6:05am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 11:54am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 11:54am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:00pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:00pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 7:42am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 10:10am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 11:30am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 3:43am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 5:42am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 6:00am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 11:31am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 9:59am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 11:27am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 7:00am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:59am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 11:51am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 11:46am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 4:44am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 5:41pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:59am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 11:31am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 12:56pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:16pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:32pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:15pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:28pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:23pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:24pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 6:05am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 5:23am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 6:20am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 11:47am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 11:50am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 11:39am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 11:50am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 11:51am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:11pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:49pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 12:54pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 12:59pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:24pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:41pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:37pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 5:11am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:57am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 5:51pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 8:58am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 9:05am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 11:34am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 12:34pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 12:43pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 12:56pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 5:22am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 4:24am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:58am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 11:51am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:26pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 5:54am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 6:33am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2024 @ 3:49pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 6:07am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 4:28am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 1:41am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:16pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:26pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:31pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:13pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:58pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:17pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:28pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:38pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:38pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:38pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:59pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:24pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:49pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:07pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:38pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 10:59am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 6:38am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:38pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2024 @ 4:57pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2024 @ 4:42pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 1:00pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 5:11am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 11:20am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:49pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:48pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 May, 2024 @ 5:58am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 9:28am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 1:36pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:42pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:38pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:38pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:15pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:05pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:45pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:38pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:45pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:45pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 1:43am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:45pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:45pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:41pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:44pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:44pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 11:30am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 12:54pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:20pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 3:02am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 2:46am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 5:23am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 6:17am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 11:41am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:53pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:38pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:14pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:14pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:45pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:45pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:45pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 1:37am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 1:37am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 2:47am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:57am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 11:33am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 1:49pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:35pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:48pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:50pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:05pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:57pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 2:02am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 3:25am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:48pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 4:00pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:42pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 4:15am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 9:05am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 3:04am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 9:29am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 12:57pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:35pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 2:53am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 4:21am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 8:35am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:24pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:54pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 1:34am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 4:00pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:52pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 1:54am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 6:15am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 6:20am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:42pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 2:52am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 4:10am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 8:20am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 8:16am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:45pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:45pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:45pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 1:34am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 1:34am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 4:16am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 4:16am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 5:34am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 6:18am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 6:19am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 11:00am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 5:22am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 4:16am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:36pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:45pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:45pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:45pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 1:37am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 1:37am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 3:25am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 4:16am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 4:16am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 9:34am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 11:00am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 4:05am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 7:45am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 11:33am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:48pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 2:49am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 4:13am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 3:21am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 8:39am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 1:47am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 8:20am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:52pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:04am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 7:35am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 12:39pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 12:55pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 8:08am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2024 @ 3:58pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:36pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:46pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 4:49pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 1:41am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 5:23am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 6:16am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 5:46pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:31pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 2:03am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 8:19am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:45pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 1:40am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 1:40am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 1:37am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 2:59am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 5:22am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 9:25am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 6:44am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 5:46pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 4:05am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 4:05am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 1:40am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 2:52am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 5:30pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 6:20am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 10:36am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:03am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:06am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:04am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:04am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:04am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:04am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:04am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:04am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:04am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:04am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 6:39am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:04am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:04am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:04am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 4:44pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:03am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:03am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:03am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:03am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:03am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:03am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:20am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 4:07am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 7:46am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:03am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:03am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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