Hey im your local zoominator here to torture you with my jokes. am i doing this right?

known as: NixAxe, static, aberration, Hiccups, mantis

im known for my quotes like: Yer a wizard germy while using the wrong player model.
kids these days dont know what its like to roll with tram logic.
stoke snus erryday.
i love trains but i fear trams


drinks beer everyday and adores tequila in all tastes. hopefully
has the backstory of sonic/adam jensen from deus ex human revolution if both of them failed and somehow survived their dooms. in other words im a survivor of an accident where i almost lost my limbs. and i somehow befriended shadow isntead of being an annoyance (germanator)
♥♥♥♥♥♥ up my middle school girlfriend relationship and missed out on a bdsm girl in 9th grade. still dont give a ♥♥♥♥
is known as forest gump of my old tribe i mean school but does not give a ♥♥♥♥ actually this is a joke but imagine if it was not
Among regular zoomers i actually have a beard
is blessed to know of the E before turning into a bad zoomer
always go for 1 hour music videos or get the ♥♥♥♥ off youtube
left 4 dead 2 veteran of 4000 hours and xcom 2 by 6000 hours
has internet injuries both physical and mental
talks to themself 24/7 to train the way of the voice since i lost my keyboarding grammatical skills in a cumolympics crossfire of a fight or something
obese but curvey
is haunted by woodie from toystory in my dreams
has a random chineese assassin girlfriend devoted to me for some reason
actually respects nightcore but is not fond of it.
the drunken peasants changed my life when i was 19 years old.
likes littering in skyrim and other similar games
secretly has a bunch of evil clones of myself each upgrading and changing my brain to achieve perfection.
uses discord like its steams evil twin.


im stoked as hell, hell yeah.


daring to call germy "bro" even though he is clearly against it.
blasting sonic adventure music in the backround and as i once again beat half life 2 series
using words like "what the dog doing" in a philosophical way.