Recent reviews by Ninja Vampirate

Tries to install Flash and doesn't run

First part is 10/10 masterpiece, second part is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mid

game of the year all year every year

$$$

This is the only game I like

This game has been fun so far but I've found it to be intensely frustrating at times. Pretty much everything is RNG. Sometimes, it feels like you're playing as Mr Bean.

Game itself is great. Go for it if you can play with a controller. Unfortunately, having good M&K support is a dealbreaker for me. Most of the controls can be remapped, but a few important combat controls cannot. As I don't have 3 arms, I've requested a refund.

Probably the greatest game of all time. The only downside is that every JRPG you'll play after this will be ♥♥♥♥ in comparison.