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I Own a Missile For Homeland Defense because that's what Woodrow Wilson intended. Four bandits break into my airspace; Scramble, Scramble! As I grab my helmet and Aim-9X Sidewinder, blow a softball sized hole in the first bandit he's dead on the spot. Draw my AMRAAM on the second man, miss him entirely because he notched it and it pitbulls on a civilian airliner. I have to resort to the Patriot Missile System mounted at the airbase below, "Tally-Ho, lads". The surface-to-air missile shreds two men in the blast, the sound and falling metal sets off car alarms. I then resort to dogfighting the last bandit, select my M61 Vulcan 20 mil, pull him in the HUD and fire. He bleeds out in the cockpit waiting for ejection because 20 mil high explosive is impossible to stitch up, just as I get a Bingo fuel warning.

Someone asked for my Walfas DNA, so there you go
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Best songs EU-West:
Steinjo - Friday Fahrenheit
Foreground Eclipse - Last Liar Standing
Foreground Eclipse - Wandering, Never Wondering There Exists
Foreground Eclipse - I Bet You'll Forget That Even If You Noticed That
【小野崎人】TouhouMAD - Touhou & Nitori Get Down!
Luka Luka★Night Fever
Koi Dance Touhou 8 Bit Universe
Hatsune Miku ~ Triple Baka

Memes:
CHINA NAMBA WAN!
Deus Ex dropping redpills
Haruhi Suzumiya on Parallel Universes
Skull Trumpet Goes Modern
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[東方首振娘] What Is Love
Tribute To The British Empire

Schizo videos:
もうTetrisしかないじゃない
2b2t
Ruma - Kairiki GPWS/TCAS
SWITZERLAND FOREVEEEEEEEERRRRR
Mami-San
Homu-chan