SweatyBallSack

this guy is noob

keep playing with hackers get yourself banned whole team reported

whats up ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Yall ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ smoked the whole pregnancy, wondering why your baby keep cryin, ♥♥♥♥♥ he need a cigarette

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i am a gay man and i accidentally masturbated to straight porn. i was browsing a gay porn site, so you know, i figured there wouldn't be any women in my gay porn. i found one video whose thumbnail looked promising so i clicked on it and it started mid-sex. the bottom was facedown into the bed in some black lace dress. that should have been a big warning sign, but i assumed it was some sissy fetish thing. not my cup of tea, but the top was hot and really going to town on her so i stuck around.
after the guy (and i) finished, the girl sat up and that's when i saw it... her tits. you should have seen my face. a visage of true terror. i just sat there in shock, contemplating what i had just done. when i broke free of my stupor, i whispered "no hetero" but i fear it wasn't enough

+rep, actually let me defuse the bomb

posting youtube video of the match

enjoy being worried about getting bannd wall hacker

Hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that. It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play dota sometime its a really cool, fun game with a lot of crazy moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

-rep scammed me out of my vape pen

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JAIL 4 KILLIN DA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!
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Hitler did nothing wrong, I swear.

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