Greetings. My name is Alexander, I'm thirteen and sixth-eighteenths of a year old. I have a vast experience regarding moderating in the past, here is a list of them for your review.

I served as a moderator on the popular Hipixel server for two hours, though I was banned when I said "the negro is not of proper heterosexual stock."

I held the title of Helper on Mineplex (though I might add that the rank is comparable to that of the moderator) for three days until I unknowingly enabled hacks in player-versus-player combat. (while I do have these hacks on my computer, I've only ever used these for looking for others with the x-ray feature.)

I've been playing since I was nine years of age, and now I am thirteen, therefore it has been seven years since I've begun playing Minecraft.

I have insurmountable leadership skills. I'm polite to newcomers, and younger players that perhaps need help with mining for diamonds, with which tools are obviously made, as well as weapons, for truly epic combat against fellow players. When I was nine years younger, more callow and frail than I am now, I used to enable these dastardly hacks quite frequently, but believe me when I say that I have truly changed after viewing pornography of my own mother.

Right then. I hope this will be accepted, because I am quite fond of this server.

Farewell.