Allegedly, of course.

Cute boy, huge milkers. Can probably fill a bottle in seconds. He once finished the quarter mile in 2:41 with nothing but lactic vector thrust.

sneeze?

I sexually Identify as a Racecar. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of drifting around corners and running quarter miles in under ten seconds. People say to me that a person being a Racecar is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a shop mechanic install 100-shot of nitrous, adjustable coilovers, and twin scroll turbos on my chassis. From now on I want you guys to call me "Drift King" and respect my right to burn rubber below and shoot flames needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a ricer and need to check your modifying privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

*burp* oh hi!

SUS cuck suser

Kake is a food

this guy is so kakey

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