-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was ♥♥♥. Don't trust this guy.

Gr8 m8 no d-b8 i r8 it an 8 i h8 2 b in an ir8 st8 but its my f8
hey m8 i apreci8 that u r8 it gr8 u wanna d8 and mayb i can ask n8 and we can meet at the g8 dont b l8
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 it an 8/8 plz don't h8
gr8 b8 m8 cant even h8 so I r8 8 outta 8
Gr8 b8 m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8., I'm str8 ir8. Cre8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8.

Good Lord, what is happening in there?
'Uhhh....Aurora Borealis!'
Aurora Borealis?, At this time of year, at this time of day, localized entirely within your kitchen?
'Yes'
May I see it?
'Uhh No.'
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say you steam a good ham


Seymour! The house is on fire!

No, mother. It's just the northern lights.

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I respect that

Always kills me at electrical when im fixing lights