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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:34pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 8:50pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:27pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 1:14am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:47am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:39am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:47am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:01pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 6:06pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 9:56am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:26pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:23pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 9:29pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:25pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 4:04pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 2 May, 2022 @ 6:01pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 4:02pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 7:48am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 4:06pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 4:06am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:29pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 4:08pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:26pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:50am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:26pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:50am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 12:21pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 8:29am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 7:35pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 7:09pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:50am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:35pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:16pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:47am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 3:52am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:38pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 5:46pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:56pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 11:38am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 5:19pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 5:19pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 5:18pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 5:18pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 8:10am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 7:37pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 11:59am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 2:53am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 1:00am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 5:07pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:41pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 5:46pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 8:26am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:40pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:40pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 6:11pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 1:19pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:39pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 1:02am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 7:07pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:24pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 4:57am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:21am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:24am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 1:59am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 8:29am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 3:51pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 8:50pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 11:58am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 9:28pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 10:37am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 11:41am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:20am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:20am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:20am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:20am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:20am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:20am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:20am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:20am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:20am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 3:37am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 7:09pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 3:51pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:20am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:20am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:21am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 10:06pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:19am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:19am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:19am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:19am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:19am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:19am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:19am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:19am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:19am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:40pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:41pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 6:11pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 1:02am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 2:54am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 11:57am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 11:15am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:19am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 1:43pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 4:23am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 11:43am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:19am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:19am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:21am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 7:20pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2023 @ 6:28pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:38am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2023 @ 3:31pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2023 @ 11:15am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 4:23am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 10:01am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 9:10am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 7:35pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 7:22pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 7:07pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 5:43pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 4:57am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 7:45pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 9:01am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 8:47pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 8:47pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 8:47pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 7:20pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 3:51pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 10:37am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 7:44pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 7:44pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 8:46pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 3:51pm



Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked