Jory
Lincoln   Battle Creek, Michigan, United States
 
 
Wanna know a secret? I've probably had sex with your mom
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jmf 21 Aug, 2016 @ 10:50am 
If we’re dating:

- you’re always getting seconds and thirds (maybe even fourths!)
- I’ll always have something tucked away for dessert, too
- I’d be baking constantly and you’d be my official taste tester
- you wouldn’t have to lift a finger! I’ll always get your snacks for you, most of them without being asked
- you’re going to outgrow your clothes, just accept it (and then give me your shirts to wear around the house!)
- I’ll proudly pat your belly and claim responsibility when one of our friends or family members comments on how fat you’ve gotten
- I may or may not order you something extra without you knowing when we go out to eat
- belly rubs all day, every day!
losty 20 Apr, 2016 @ 4:01pm 
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!
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Joel Biden 1 Nov, 2012 @ 5:41pm 
Hey dude
Netprogeny 30 Jul, 2012 @ 12:56pm 
Hey Lincoln this is Gabe, I dont have Skype yet. :(