Just having fun, you should join in.

There are three things all wise men fear; the sea in a storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.

Sacrifice all your fear.

You're Banjaxed, you're screwed, and death is coming for you

Pain is inescapable but suffering is optional.

I drive a Lamborspaghetti.

An outlaw walking through the valley of men
Glared with a sunken eye of death
Moved his head from side to side and said
Come on you gutless slugs fight like a man
State your name and business, let's see what you got
Another body for the hangman's count
Show me the bar, and show me the cards
Hold on to your guns

This is pure madness that we're talking about, pure madness all the time now!

Let Cider be the spice of life!