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My name is Neptune
The 8th Planet
from our burning Sun
I got 6 rings
Made up of dust
And some rocky chunks

I got my name
From the Romans
It means God of the Sea

My upper atmosphere
has methane
Thats why I have blue on me

Hydrogen and Helium
are the rest of my atmosphere

I have 13 moons
with one still waiting
to confirm its here

Minus 392 degrees
an average day on me

And my winds are the strongest
than any planet in our system see


My name is Neptune
The 8th Planet
from our burning Sun
I got 6 rings
Made up of dust
And some rocky chunks

About 165 earth years
makes one Neptunian year

57.7 earths could fit
in my giant Sphere

2.8 billion miles is my distance
from our sun

1 day on me is about
16 earth hours of cold fun

No Life as we know it
could survive on me

I’m the 4th largest planet
in our system you’d have to agree

My name is Neptune
The 8th Planet
from our burning Sun
I got 6 rings
Made up of dust
And some rocky chunks

add me btw ur a dumbass

lol i cant do ♥♥♥♥ bout it