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My name is Neptune
The 8th Planet
from our burning Sun
I got 6 rings
Made up of dust
And some rocky chunks

I got my name
From the Romans
It means God of the Sea

My upper atmosphere
has methane
Thats why I have blue on me

Hydrogen and Helium
are the rest of my atmosphere

I have 13 moons
with one still waiting
to confirm its here

Minus 392 degrees
an average day on me

And my winds are the strongest
than any planet in our system see


My name is Neptune
The 8th Planet
from our burning Sun
I got 6 rings
Made up of dust
And some rocky chunks

About 165 earth years
makes one Neptunian year

57.7 earths could fit
in my giant Sphere

2.8 billion miles is my distance
from our sun

1 day on me is about
16 earth hours of cold fun

No Life as we know it
could survive on me

I’m the 4th largest planet
in our system you’d have to agree

My name is Neptune
The 8th Planet
from our burning Sun
I got 6 rings
Made up of dust
And some rocky chunks

add me btw ur a dumbass

lol i cant do ♥♥♥♥ bout it

Im 24hour muted

simply chess

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1) Highlight the numbers.

2) Press Ctrl + F.

3) Then press 9 once.

4) You're welcome :3

Ey' Bruda, do you know de' way.

Dude, do not give up and everything will be super =3

In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher.

It was a nodule of gonorrhea.

As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it.

+rep Fun and friendly gamer!

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:D

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Thanks man

good in RL

Lol mamba

Stop playing that gay rust YOU

Please add me to the whitelist on the server and why is it down? :(

oioi bro when you get this ring davids phone man