I’ll just watch one Momosuzu Nene clip, I said. Just one.
Next thing I know it’s 3 a.m., my recommended feed is 90% orange, and I’m chanting “ARU!” like it’s a lifestyle.

At first it’s “haha funny energetic VTuber.”
Then it’s “wow she’s actually really hardworking.”
Then it’s “okay why am I emotionally invested in her growth arc.”

You start learning the lore.
You recognize the intro music instantly.
You understand the jokes before chat does.

Suddenly yelling loudly = comfort.
Chaos = happiness.
And NeneSeal lives rent-free in your brain forever.

There is no escape.
There is only Nene. 🧡