i once saw this geeza eat a whole tube of easy cheese

listen mate i dont know who you are or where your from!!! but ive seen in my 98 years of working as a somalia carerer never have i ever seen some one with such dance moves like you ! honestly u suprized me the way u crack neck bottle flip chipd it on the floor i was going to award you a gold medal but instead i award you a ♥♥♥♥ in the bag!

sorry mate just thought id let you know

What the ♥♥♥♥ xD

I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

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omelette

sausage

T-bone Steak

garlic bread

naan bread

cookies

mash with a spit of gravy

cake birth

birthday cake

yogurt

apples

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

cuppa tea

Ervins ♥♥♥♥ off

noodles are very nice

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Meat feast pizza is so good omg

pringle

Ill yam your batty like roast beef mate

RIP

NelsonJ29‎ : yeah it says "did you mean kindergarden?"


"Kindergarden"
-Nelson ca. 1737 colorised

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i only like choads

Have a great week my dude! Game on

https://steamproxy.com/steamstore/app/642090/Coming_Out_on_Top/ finally a game for you

Trade

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-rep good profile bad player

suck ♥♥♥♥

IDIOT

your grandma is a cactus

♥♥♥♥ storm sandlers here to beat the meat

!!Stupid Hoe Below!!

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+rep this man put my little 14 year old chihuahua in a chokehold and then got drop kicked by my dad, what a nonce

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does your child love stories?

well we have brand new 1 like mum why is dads head bleading?
and so many more like
last night i saw blod coming out mummys whoowhoo

the fact that hes only got 1 ball makes him a special man he can only shoot 1 spermoid out thats why when u visit RSPCA and donate 1 pound a month it will go to a verry special dog thank you

I don't really care where you live at
Just turn around boy and let me hit that
Don't be a little ♥♥♥♥♥ with your chit chat
Just show me where your ♥♥♥♥'s at

good speaker and player

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homomoky