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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 4:15am

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 8:08am

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 8:04am

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 2:54am

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 2:06am

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 6:34am

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 8:21am

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 8:21am

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 9:30am

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 10:24am

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 1:52am

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 9:31am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 5:12am

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 9:24am

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 4:02am

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 7:11am

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter

Junior officer material
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 5:42am

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:14am

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 11:22am

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 8:15am

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 2:38am

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 5:51am

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 5:45am

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 5:01am

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 3:52am

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 10:33am

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 2:27am

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:23am

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 5:25am

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 9:31am

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:18am

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 6:57am

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 7:03am

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 7:37am

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 8:26am

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 4:13am

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 7:37am

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 6:06am

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 8:40am

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 8:45am

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 8:49am

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 8:52am

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 8:52am