Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
ㅤ* We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.
ㅤ* A skeleton walks into a pub one night and sits down on a stool. The landlord asks, "What can I get you?" The skeleton says, "I'll have a beer, thanks" The landlord passes him a beer and asks "Anything else?" The skeleton nods. "Yeah...a mop..."
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Yuck yuck yuck...

I can give my Tiger Tooth M9 bayonet for all of your csgo graffitties (Im collecting them) so if it's ok send me trade offer please. Trade link in my profile bio

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