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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 3:06pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 2:54pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:22am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 10:50am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 10:36am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 11:00am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 2:42pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 11:30am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 10:44am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 5:07am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 4:17am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 11:00am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 2:23pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 3:14am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 2:54pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2024 @ 12:36pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2024 @ 11:52am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 11:08am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 11:11am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 4:09pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 3:19am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 11:13am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 10:39am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 4:21am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 4:17pm

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 9:59am

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 4:09pm

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 3:36am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:22am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 4:08am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 6:01am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 10:33am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 2:28pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 3:52am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 10:37am

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 4:48am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 5:03am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.