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Huzzah – good things come in threes

Third time's a charm.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2014 @ 9:14am

Ludicrous Speed

Light speed is too slow!
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2014 @ 9:30am

Huzzah – with helium gas

Have Helium – Will Travel
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2014 @ 9:34am

Free Toffee

Animals don't belong in cages.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2014 @ 4:05pm

Laundry Day

So that's why you don't wash your dirty laundry in public?
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2014 @ 4:48pm

Doppelganger

Mirror mirror on the wall...
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2014 @ 7:17am

Hide and seek

Doors – useful AND sexy.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2014 @ 7:26am

Huzzah - because brakes are for wimps

The old switcheroo.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2014 @ 7:29am

Caffeine Crackie

I think that robot fluffed into my coffee.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2014 @ 8:01am

Saturday Night Fever

Disco ain't dead!
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2014 @ 8:22am

Huzzah – he completely f*cked up

Enjoy your fall.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2014 @ 8:33am

Groundhog Day

Aka. How to die a thousand Deaths
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2014 @ 8:42am

Third time's a charm

When shall we three meet again?
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2014 @ 9:18am

Huzzah - three times the crap

Three of a kind beats king high.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2014 @ 9:21am

Teamwork!

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2014 @ 5:03am

A true friend

Self-sacrifices and bla.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2014 @ 8:49am

Rufus to the rescue

I'd be an amazing dad!
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2014 @ 8:05am

Cameo

Wait, who's that? - Itsameeeea!
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2014 @ 7:43am

Bozo is back!

Pirates have feelings, too.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2014 @ 8:13am

Surgeon simulator

Which place do I stick it in... ?
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2014 @ 8:43am

Mission: Impossible

He's just no fun person to hang out with.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2014 @ 8:55am

Huzzah – with a scoob a dee doo

Elysium in hand's reach...
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2014 @ 9:23am

Hand over heart

At least I got the lyrics right.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2014 @ 9:41am

Huzzah – he's off now for real

The hardest part is letting go.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2014 @ 10:09am

Daring Sharpshooter

I didn't mean to wind her up.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2014 @ 9:31am

Basic Instinct

What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2014 @ 3:25pm

Vampire's Kiss

Vampire me, Vampire you. Platy-poo.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2014 @ 9:01am

Master of Darkness

The darkest Room Escape Game ever.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2014 @ 11:15am

Porta Fisco Carnival

Throw me something, Mister!
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2014 @ 10:57am

Long time no see

Not that I actually need it.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2014 @ 4:38am

Zombie Apocalypse

They seemed a bit bitey.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2014 @ 4:01am

Magic Mushroom Picker

Little pieces of heaven down in the gutter.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2014 @ 5:13am

Demagogue

I knew it: I'm surrounded by assholes.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2014 @ 9:36am



Tough Guy!

Didn't feel a thing.

Remembrance of Things Past

Tell it to the marines!

That kid is fast as lightning

Admit it: That was dumb luck!

Knock knock!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Rufus. Rufus who? Rufus on fire!

Micropayment

Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.

Voyeur

So what? It's the only peep-show in town.

Quality Assurance

Does this smell like chloroform?

Ignorance is Bliss

Don't turn around! The Kommissar is out!

Darwin Award

Cut my life into pieces.

Talent Scout

15 minutes of fame.

Food Inspector

Where's the fume extractor hood?

Smack him!

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.

Russian roulette

You jump, I jump … not!

Catwalk Queen

High fashion - low fashion - high fashion - low fashion.

Ornithorhynchologist

You can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs.

Hung out to dry

He'll get around somehow.

Sadist

Picking at fresh wounds.