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While we're basking, though, there's a question that's been nagging at me for some time now - given that her affinity for a nice slice of cake is an open secret, what do you think her favourite filling is? - something traditional, like a Victoria sponge cake, or something a little more modern, like those whipped up by steely-eyed Canterlot chefs from foreign, exotic ingredients?
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The other night she and I were cuddling in bed and she started humping me and whispering "oniichan oniichan" and that turned me the ♥♥♥♥ on
so I called her "oneechan" and then she stopped and looked at me and I said "what is it" to which she replied "I always wanted a twin brother so we could ♥♥♥♥ all the time" (she's an only child and all I have is a younger brother)
so all night long we were humping and calling each other oniichan and oneechan and I came in my underwear and we were pretending we were brother and sister trying to sexually please each other without having sex and it was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot