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Lois: Peter, there's a hooker in the bed!
Peter: Stand still, Lois. Their vision is based on movement [they stand still]
Hooker: Where did you go?
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Leela: "If you could change form, why didn't you change it in the one place
that counts?"
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"How did you spend the weekend?" asked the pretty brunette secretary
of her blonde companion.
"Fishing through the ice," she replied.
"Fishing through the ice? Whatever for?"
"Olives."
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Martin was probably ripping them off. That's some family, isn't it?
Incest, prostitution, fanaticism, software.
-- Charles Willeford, "Miami Blues"
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"That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of
empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder."
--- Calvin
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There is no likelihood man can ever tap the power of the atom.
-- Robert Millikan, Nobel Prize in Physics, 1923
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