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Recent reviews by QUZHOU SINCAR ELECTRICAL CO LTD

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2 people found this review helpful
1,045.9 hrs on record (969.0 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Spent 5 Comp matches running it down mid while repeating "settle down, okay" and people got mad for some reason, like, calm down, okay? Nalright.
Posted 2 September, 2021.
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10 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
3
0.3 hrs on record
it might be a bitcoin mining program hidden within a game, but damn is it a great game. I finished it in 15 minutes and it was the best 15 minutes of my life, comparable to fornicating with your biological mother.

Impressive, nice.
Posted 6 April, 2021.
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5 people found this review helpful
74.8 hrs on record (22.2 hrs at review time)
I like violently executing rabbits with a shotgun at 2 meter range. Really fulfills my gamer rage.
Posted 27 December, 2020.
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6 people found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
10.2 hrs on record (5.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Corruption simulator
Posted 11 November, 2020.
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3 people found this review helpful
221.1 hrs on record (66.1 hrs at review time)
car, go fast, vrom
Posted 3 October, 2020. Last edited 4 December, 2020.
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12 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
125.9 hrs on record (12.5 hrs at review time)
horny
Posted 2 September, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
10.7 hrs on record (10.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Last Oasis is essentially Sub-saharan africa simulator. You live in poverty while you die of thirst in some unknown desert while being hunted by some war lords who wants to sell you as a slave. This is what Abraham Lincoln would've wanted. I recommend role playing as the master and not the slave.

rate it: Isis out of boko haram
Posted 14 April, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
114.0 hrs on record (19.3 hrs at review time)
Just plot to kill your family 10/10
Posted 1 July, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
45.2 hrs on record (24.5 hrs at review time)
This game gave me PTSD! Post Traumatic SEX disorder! Cause im cool like that. Anyways i got killed while riding a chopper and thought it happened in real life! EPIC i know! After playing 24 hours of this game i now look at myself as a professional soldier and i should really be in the FBI by now! ARMA is like a prostitute it always ruins a marriage. My wife asked me to choose between arma and her and now my wife is doing great AS HOMELESS! Arma for life or no arma no life. Anyway get ready to download a game and then download 300 gb of Mods and role playing to be in ISIS! EPIC (almost as good at nortfite) i Recommend!

I rate it yes out of fo you want a divorce.





Please Karen let me see the kids.
Posted 11 June, 2019.
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3 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
306.0 hrs on record
You know what got me into cycling? Doping! And this game didnt let me down at all! All i did was get my doping syringe and pumped into my pc and i won everything. Ended up getting AIDS and retiring. Still better than Lance Armstrong! Beat the whole nation of netherlands in their national championship even though i was Norwegian (I dont even know how i got in there!). Won the world championship jersey that is in a rainbow colour. Which fits perfectly since this game is gay.

4/20
Posted 11 June, 2019.
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