Recent reviews by NONNOGON

Imagine snorting speed and wanking your friends off. That feeling basically sums up 90% of your time in this game, but like you know. less gay and that.

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Yeah its pretty good, if it goes cheap might as well by it

Cons:
This game made me want to die
It is the most pay to win pile of wank ive ever had the misfortune of playing
I can only hope the people responisble for this monstrositity all die in a horrifically painful fashion.
Ive been to funerals more fun than this, and at least they were not pay to win.
If you enjoy this game I can only urge you to seek some kind of therapy.

Pros:
Uninstall button

This game is wank, absolute wank.
Ive had wanks that are less wank than this.
Steve is a wanker, he is less wank than this game
This game is so wank the very notion of wanking is less wank than this game.
If i wanked 24/7 for the rest of my life I wouldn't even be close to being as wank as this game

The gameplay is boring and can get ♥♥♥♥♥♥, the graphics style is boring and can get ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I am boring yet cannot get ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Its very good and is something that you should think about playing. £10 is a bit much for it in my oppinion but if you can get it whilst its on a sale I would definatly recomend it

Counter-Offensive : Strike Global

Buy this game if you desperately need to empty your steam wallet or really like games that are unfunny. After 20 minuets of this game I giggled. Apart from that its just bugs and bad refrences.

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