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This is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awful. Do not buy it.

I thought I'd give Call of Duty another chance. That was a mistake.

This Beta is practically a monument to all the reasons I quit COD. Not only did it revisit all of CODs old mistakes, it's somehow found new ones to throw on to the pile.

This game will go down in gaming history as being the title that sealed the Call of Duty series fate. And might I say it's about ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time. It's time to stop.

This and Space Engineers are a buggy delapedated mess. Never buy these games.

(August 7 2016)

Three years of "early access" has left the game no more functional than the day it went on sale. A buggy, broken, glitched out mess of a sandbox that rest assured will find a way to spoil whatever you're attempting to create. This developer has soiled not only a wonderful concept with immense potential but the entire reputation of all projects attempting to capitalise on the early release model.

This developer should be ashamed of itself.

(update, September 13 2019)

The game has "released" and continues to be nothing more than a buggy unplayable mess. Do not buy.

(update, January 18 2020)

There have been significant bug fixes made and the game is largely playable but there are still significant bugs in the game.

Keen has taken to releasing paid DLC which are largely cosmetic and do not effect gameplay which only adds insult to injury in my view as the blocks they're adding represent great ideas and if made functional would add a lot to the game and would drive a lot of people to it.

Rock Star has abandoned Grand Theft Auto's loyal fans in exchange for quick bucks from kids with mod menu's and their parents credit card. Grand Theft Auto Online is a disaster and I have absolutely no reason to assume they will make it right now or in Grand Theft Auto 6.

So I'm pulling my support for Grand Theft Auto. I've supported Grand Theft Auto my entire life, from GTA London. But enough is enough.

I'm sad to say the negative reviewers are right, Grand Theft Auto's glory days are long behind.

(update 03.17.21)

I just played through the Cayo Perico Heist and it is such a rancid piece of ♥♥♥♥. I will never, ever play that garbage again. I can't believe this is what passes for an update.

(update) 03.16.22)

After witnessing the catastrophic failure that was the "GTA Trilogy - Definitive Edition" and the disastrous and dishonest roll out of "Expanded & Enhanced" -sorry, I mean Grand Theft Auto 5-4. You truly must be retarded giving Rockstar your money.

If you're still a loyal Rockstar customer frankly you deserve to be treated like ♥♥♥♥ at this point. You have every reason to know better.

(update) 07.01.24)

GTA VI has long since been announced, canceled and uncancelled. Extended to PC day 1- unextended to PC day 1.

Many well aged leaks have been confirmed that the game has been completely re written at least once where the complete creative direction of the game has changed mid production.

As this is going on all of Rockstar's existing products whither on the vine. *Terrible* GTAO update. The complete abandonment of RDRO. Disastrous ports, re releases, utterly failed "remasters" and other such nonsense persist.

I seem to be the only person capable of seeing the complete disaster that is GTA VI on the horizon.

(comment) 07.01.24)

Rockstar Support have always been good to me. And as a guy with 6k hours on, I've had a lot of issues. Each time I interact with them they seem to care less about whether I'm scamming them or genuinely have an issue.

I think they understand they work for a company on the back foot. It's not what it was, even just five years ago.

Anyone that has worked at two or more failing company knows- when they're failing, they're all the same.

Abuse competent long term dependable employees until they leave- reward and retain ass kissers, gossipers and generally useless people. Double, triple, quadruple down on mistakes until the entire company is full of and run by idiots.

Celebrate and exude confidence based on nothing, acknowledge and address zero deficiencies or failures. Take onto irrational, exhaustive and ill thought out expansion. Become hyper political and attempt to latch onto some exterior "cause" if not for mere distraction from internal problems, as poor substitute for motivation- all of this should sound awfully familiar to most of you.

Aaaaand rinse and repeat until all the doors are closed- the end.

That's what's happening to Rockstar right now and the only thing I'm waiting to see is how bad the damage will be on GTA VI.

This game earned my favor in combat systems for its simplicity and opportunity. I consider this combat system a lot more fun than previous combat systems.

Co op mode is beast, it's right up there with Halo Firefight for me, I like the multiplayer and solo mode in general. It was refreshing to playsomething multiplayer that actually functioned the way it was advertized, for once.

The graphics are obviusly stunning, Cry Engine 3. That's all there really is to say about that.

The game score is very cinematic and powerful, the audio is good. I like how all the taunting has something to do with ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, being covered in ♥♥♥♥, Mr Lahey would be proud.

I like the characters and story a lot, it borrows from others but it takes the best parts. I appreciate the manner of historicity in the game and the humanization of both sides, and the focus on power and corruption being the true antagonist.

Only because of the game's length, I would give it an 8.5 out of 10. I would have liked another level or two.

Very, very, very, very poorly optimized. Buggy, broken engine.

Running an i7 2600K with 16g of DDR3 and 2x 290x's. The game can get up to 40 frames per second on low. This is absolutely unacceptable. This has to be the laziest release from Ubisoft yet. How much worse can they get?

(update 11.11.14 12am) AMD Catalyst 14.11.1 drivers yield crossfire functionality with no performance increase. A single 290x in use yields even lower frame rates at roughly 20-30 frames per second.

Second worst made game of this year, worse than Sims 4. And what the ♥♥♥♥ is with the Steam rating of "Very Positive" 95 percent of these reviews are negative.....................

(update) Okay, second worst game made this year. After an update and new Catalyst drivers, the game runs smoother, yet with more graphical issues.

After finishing the game, I feel like watching half of a really really terrible 90s action movie that thought it was being serious. It ends with the worst "dun dun DUNNNNNN" I have ever seen in any game or movie.

I think the actors did very well though, very well considering they were playing such ridiculous characters involved in such a ridiculous story. A class of freshman could come up with something better.

The game engine seems good but the game doesn't seem complete. It seems skillfully rushed along, probably still retaining many background placeholders. The audio is great, especially in 5.1.

This is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid.

I can't even log in. I recorded my password when signing up- it won't work. I've requested a password resets dozens of times to my email and gotten nothing. I've tried creating a new account with the same email- and can't. I'm not even going to bother trying going through some customer support nightmare. It's not worth it.