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1 person found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Bird Game: The Puzzle is a noob game for scrubs who don't answer the call of duty.
This is a single player think-em-up that is some old game but then people bought it for the Nintendo WiiWare download service and the Toki Tori is now everywhere.
Explore way too many levels in slow paced chill out at get bird to the thing gameplay. Engage in core audience small block pickup and more powerups.

Has:
Scratches that "think" itch
"Indie Darling" tiara
Fat blasts

Lacks:
Headphone Support
Competitive Multiplayer
Anything Dance Dance Revolutuion has

0 Bro appeal penalty

6/10 xplay style 3.... out of 5 famitsu style 4/10 it's ok we see worse

--The Wall Street Journal

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Posted 6 February, 2013. Last edited 4 December, 2013.
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1.3 hrs on record
Are you the person to shoot them up in a third person dota? Well Character certainly is, and you are character. For free shoot all the dudes. The combat is super and the night is Monday
The shocking truth :the title is misleading as the day can be pretty much any day that is not the day Z.

Has:
Big man skinny girl it's w/e
Shoot a robot, sometimes shoot a player
Hats

Lacks:
"Oh ♥♥♥♥" moments
Pop culture references
Hatconomy

At the time of writing the game is kind of fun but a chore when you just want to play it for the free Team Fortress 2 hat. Don't play it juset for the hatte.
--The Boston Tribune


4/10 go play vectorman instead xplay style 2/5 famitsu style 2/10 for western audiences only

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Posted 5 February, 2013. Last edited 4 December, 2013.
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0.0 hrs on record
The year is a long time ago. Ace ♥♥♥♥ Private Eye Cole Phelps gumshoes his hat to the top, but his heart to the bottom (;_;) in this yes or no eyes mo-cap 3rd person face looker. Relive the timeless tale of white man protagonist shoot gun. The dogs of war and dogs of the past are sleeping. Sleeping dogs.

Has:
Tight graphics
Book'em
Bad Guys get comeuppance
Special telephones

Lacks:
Laser guns
Big Head Mode
Minigames

Overall is game to play. Cherish with loved ones over salty food.
-- The New York Times

9 / 10 will play again. Xplay style 3/5 Famitsu style 7/10 i want to talk to your manager

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Posted 5 February, 2013.
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49.8 hrs on record (18.5 hrs at review time)
This so-called premier first person not bullet and war zone man shooter is a total imitation of Little Big Planet. You "Customize" your little dolls and shoot "high-fives". You can also create and share up to a gazillion levels and make your own. A fraction of all of these will be good and it will be endearing.
Has:
Pick up cube in this timeless classic of willing silent FPS protagonist against the perils of go forward or get mad at your friend who hasn't played it before in rich co op. Paints in multiple colors. Not Brown.
Lacks:
Bullet time and shooting the boss creature's true form in the face. Michael Bay Memories. A funky surfboard section where everyone just hangs 10 for a while would have been cool.
A- would play again famitsu score 6/10 i want to see you in my office
--The Washington Post

*sings the ending song in full costume*
--Real Girl on Youtube

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Posted 3 February, 2013.
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2 people found this review helpful
22.2 hrs on record (7.4 hrs at review time)
Together you and up to two friends can get together and take on the world in an online racearena. Enjoy classic airdrifting and '♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT song' moments. Try in vain not to sound vulgar or dumb on open mic while online karting with your buds and beers.
Features:
- Drifting's multiple sparks colors
- Sweet looks, fat jams
- Game to play
- THE same powerups as Mario Kart
- Unlock levels by online or campaign or versus w/e's cool man
Lacks:
- Sick tricks
- Mad hops

10/10 famitsu-style rating 9/10 A++ RIP mario kart wii would not kart again call me when mods and/or online via dolphin 1080p (altho that is now) - Sonic's the new king of kart. Kart is not even in the title this game delivers as an All*Stars Racing Transformed title.
-- Time Magazine

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Posted 2 February, 2013.
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