Recent reviews by MarvTheStickyBandit

I tried to be the good guy...the guy your son would be proud to tell his friends about, but the zombie apocalyspe changes you. That first time you come up to Cherno as a fresh spawn and a group of men handcuff you, assualt you, and leave you for dead changes you. I've paid my dues and now I'm coming for revenge. Those days of being assualted long burned into my memory drive me to slay all I come across. I won't stop until those responsible are dead.

tl;dr This game is full of sociopaths. You will become one of them.

You can eat human beings while stomping around as a T-Rex. Do I need to persuade more? YOU CAN EAT MOFUKKAS AS A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DINOSAUR.

Buy it. I'd tell you why, but I'm not really sure why. You have superpowers which is pretty cool, but those alien scum keep taking them. Aliens ain't got ♥♥♥♥ on the president, yo. Also you can fight Godzilla can.

Demons. Guns. Survival. Explosions. One badass guy at the end. How could you not want to play a game called KILLING Floor. Killing demon zombies is sweet. Guns are sweet. This game is sweet.

Sword fighting is awesome. Who doesn't want to be a knight. Doth maketh lesser knights ye' ♥♥♥♥♥. Plus you can battle cry. FOR THE KING!!!!!

Confirmed awesome. Tons of game modes. Buy it and we can play all the Prop Hunt you could ever dream of.

If you like horror, you'll like this. Way more terrifying than Amnesia...hands down.