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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:50am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:50am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:50am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:26am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:28am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 7:44am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:53am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:41am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:17pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:02am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:20am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:24am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:26am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 2:15pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:41am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:55am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:26am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 8:47am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 2:21am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 6:34am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:50am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:48am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:50am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:56am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 3:58am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 8:38am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 5:16am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 4:03am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 4:03am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 3:59am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 4:03am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 4:02am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 4:02am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 4:02am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 4:02am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 4:01am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 4:01am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 8:35am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:51am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:58am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 4:01am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:50am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:50am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:51am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:56am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 6:14am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 6:23am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 1:30am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 1:30am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 4:04am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:46am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 4:58pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:01pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 2:25am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 12:18pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:46am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:49am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 1:29am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 11:21am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 11:55am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 8:53am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 8:31am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:49pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:59pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 4:04am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 11:59am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 11:59am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 12:10pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:21pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:56am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 6:16am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 11:59am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 12:15pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 4:01am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 3:23pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 10:29am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:51am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 2:21pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 2:22am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 1:05am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 8:15am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:28am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 5:25am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 4:00am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 5:15am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 5:24am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 2:27am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 3:07am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 8:29am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 7:48am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 3:12am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 8:20am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 3:53am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 11:21am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 12:29pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 11:15am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:55am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 6:37am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:47am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 9:23am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 9:30am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 6:28am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 4:05am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 11:59am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 12:00pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 12:15pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 1:06am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 9:12am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 9:12am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 9:21am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 8:23am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 3:07am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 9:12am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 9:12am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 9:30am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 4:04am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 4:05am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 11:59am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 12:01pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 12:15pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 1:06am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 9:08am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 9:08am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 9:26am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 6:50am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 8:44am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:47am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 11:03am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 12:00pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 9:17am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 8:10am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 5:25am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 4:00am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:51am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 10:30am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 8:41am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 8:03am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 9:13am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 2:21am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 5:15am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 5:15am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 5:15am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 5:15am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 5:15am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 5:15am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 5:15am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 11:44am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 1:05am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 9:26am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 5:15am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 5:15am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 5:25am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 6:29am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 6:24am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 4:04am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 4:04am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 4:16am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 12:03pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 11:13am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 8:17am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 8:51am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 7:06am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 7:40am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 8:03am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 8:23am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 11:16am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 5:14am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 10:25am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 1:30am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 2:23am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 7:43am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 3:12am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 2:22am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 1:33am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 2:21am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 2:22am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 2:22am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 2:22am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 2:22am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 2:22am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 2:22am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 11:55am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 8:51am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 8:31am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 2:22am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 2:22am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 4:04am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 4:00am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 4:04am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 4:16am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 11:58am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 12:15pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 4:53am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 8:51am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 7:06am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 9:25am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 7:51am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 11:15am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 11:16am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 2:21am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 2:21am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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