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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 2:32pm

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 2:32pm

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 5:59pm

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 6:30pm

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 1:45pm

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 2:32pm

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 7:50pm

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 1:45pm

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 3:46pm

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 2:32pm

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 2:32pm

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 6:30pm

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 8:13pm

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 1:45pm

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 1:45pm

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 8:30pm

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 4:24pm

Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter

Junior officer material
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 2:32pm

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 2:32pm

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 7:56pm

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 8:36pm

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 11:39am

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 2:32pm

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 6:38pm

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 6:34pm

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 9:56pm

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 8:13pm

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 6:37pm

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 1:45pm

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 2:32pm

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 5:58pm

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 8:42pm

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 12:39pm

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 9:56pm

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 8:36pm

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 8:54pm

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 8:36pm

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 6:14pm

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 10:48pm

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 5:50pm

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 8:26pm

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 8:07pm

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 6:37pm

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 9:13pm

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 8:36pm