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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:22am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:22am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:22am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:22am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:22am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:22am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:22am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:22am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:22am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 9:02am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 11:27am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 6:05pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:22am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:22am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:22am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:22am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:22am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:22am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:22am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:22am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:22am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:22am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 9:12am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 9:12am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 9:12am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:22am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:22am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:22am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:22am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:22am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:22am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:22am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:22am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:22am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 5:35pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:22am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:22am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:22am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:22am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:22am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 1:21pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 4:18pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 9:01am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 11:27am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 9:05am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 3:18pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 7:36pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 7:36pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:25pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 5:38pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 9:32am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 1:21pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:25pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:56am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 3:12pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 9:12am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 11:27am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 4:52pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:25pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 11:00am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 9:01am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 3:27am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 9:02am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 4:16pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 4:16pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 2:27pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 2:27pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 2:28pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 3:18pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 5:13pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:26pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 4:16pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:26am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:21am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:26pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 4:23pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 5:07pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 3:16pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 4:13pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 5:06pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 2:45pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 4:07pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 7:37pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:48am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:26pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:26pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 2:20pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:26pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 11:30am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 4:16pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 9:04am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 2:27pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:26pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:26pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:26pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:26pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:26pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 9:12am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 3:22pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:18am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:18am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:26pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 9:02am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 4:15pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 5:03pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 4:15pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 9:01am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 4:15pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 2:22pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 5:56pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 2:20pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 11:04am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:27pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:27pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:27pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:27pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:27pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:27pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:27pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:27pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:27pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:27pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:27pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:27pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:27pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:27pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 9:12am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:52am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 2:20pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:27pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 2:21pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 2:21pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 2:22pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 2:22pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 2:26pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:27pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:27pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:27pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:27pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:27pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:27pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:27pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:52am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 12:54pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:43am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:27pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:27pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:27pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:27pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:27pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:27pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 3:32am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:25am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 4:06pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 5:08pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 5:14pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 2:19pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:34am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:27pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:01pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:27pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 4:18pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 4:18pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:27pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:27pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:27pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:27pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 2:21pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 2:21pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:28pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:28pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:28pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:28pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:28pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:28pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:28pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:28pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:09am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:09am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 6:16pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 5:08pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:15pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:28pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:28pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:28pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:28pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:28pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:18am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:06am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:28pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:28pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:28pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:28pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:28pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:28pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:28pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:28pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:09am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:21am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:21am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:24am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:28pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:33am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:28pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:28pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:28pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:13am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:11am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:33am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:44am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:44am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:39am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:44am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:51am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:16pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 4:11pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 5:22pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:28pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:28pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:28pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:21am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:33am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:28pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:28pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:17pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 4:13pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:28pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:28pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:28pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:28pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:28pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:28pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:28pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:51am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:09am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:06am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:21am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:24am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:33am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:37am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:00pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:15pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:28pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:28pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:07am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:09am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:06am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:21am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:32am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:34am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:59am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:00pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:18pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:56pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:54am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:28pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:51am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:07am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:09am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:34am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:44am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:55am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:18pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 5:16pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:28pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:13am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:28am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:08pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:54am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:54am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:06am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:31am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:16pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:54am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:54am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 1:23pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:33am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:22am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:55am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:22am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:22am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:24am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:34am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:59am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:59am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:18pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:56pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:55am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:55am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:40am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:40am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 4:12pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 7:07pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:28pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:28pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:51am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:21am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:57am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:18pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:55am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 11:48am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:28pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:29pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:17pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:33am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:49pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:22am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 3:16pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 5:28am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 5:03pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 5:13pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:29pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:29pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:29pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:21am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:34am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:18pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:55am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:40am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 10:41am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:29pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:33am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:18pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:51am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:14pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:55am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:40am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 10:16am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:37am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:29pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:55am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:08am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:40am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:29pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:55pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:34am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:24am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:33am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:34am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:59am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:00pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:18pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:57pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:55am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:40am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 11:45am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 11:49am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 11:47am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:58am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:15pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:18pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:18pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:56am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:56am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:41am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 11:49am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 7:26am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 7:26am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 4:51pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 11:18am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:29pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:29pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:29pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:21am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:00pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:59pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:56am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:11pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:29pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:09am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:12pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:29pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:21am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:29pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 4:55am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 11:44am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:22am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:22am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:22am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 7:07pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:29pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:29pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:29pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:06am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:36am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:01pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:56am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:49am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 5:00am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:29pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:11am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:12pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:18pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:55pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:56am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:56am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:41am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:41am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 5:00am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 7:26am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:29pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:20pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:56am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:49pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:56am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:29pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 10:29am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:26pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 7:36pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:29pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:29pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:29pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:21am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:01pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:15pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:56am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 1:23pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:29pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:33am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:16pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:56am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:41am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 10:41am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 11:47am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 5:00am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 7:36pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:29pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+13

13 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked