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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 11:39pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 12:27am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 10:00am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 9:41am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2023 @ 8:42am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2024 @ 11:56pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2024 @ 8:00am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 1:36pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 8:05am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 1:00pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 2:01pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 11:18pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 11:20pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 11:34pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 11:51pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 9:41am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 7:30pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 11:09am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 5:22pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 11:20pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 12:27am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 9:00am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 11:18pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 11:18pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 11:44pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 9:26am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 9:46pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 5:40pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 11:18pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 11:55pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 8:58am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 11:23pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 12:32am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 9:29am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 11:34pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 9:25am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 10:02pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 9:31am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 5:48pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 9:51am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 8:20am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 11:47am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 12:06pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2024 @ 6:00pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 9:23pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 8:20am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 9:52am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:15pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:22pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:20pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 11:33pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 12:34am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 9:28am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 11:39pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 9:29am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 12:20am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 9:06am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2024 @ 10:06am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 7:30pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 9:10pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 10:27am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2024 @ 5:13pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 7:02pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 8:32am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 10:08am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 10:09am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 9:53pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:05pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 10:22am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 6:47pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2024 @ 5:41pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2024 @ 10:39am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2024 @ 4:46pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 8:55pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 11:40am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 12:12pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 11:43am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 2:01pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 11:01am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 5:42pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 9:48pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 9:33am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 9:53am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 2:47pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 2:54pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:22pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 8:05am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 2:27pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:58pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 9:33am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 9:30am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:04pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 5:22pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:48pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2023 @ 8:42am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 8:53am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 10:06am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 12:22pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 12:42pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 1:42pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:09pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:12pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:13pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:20pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:20pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:20pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 9:01am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 6:46pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 8:05am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:11pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 10:08am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2024 @ 10:15am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 12:31pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 8:51am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 2:49pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:12pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:11pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:22pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:22pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:58pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2024 @ 10:19am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 12:12pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 3:49pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:26pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 5:04pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:42pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 8:04pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 10:46pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 11:49pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 1:28pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2023 @ 8:42am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 4:55am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 9:32am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 12:22am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 9:30pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 9:45pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 8:51am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 9:47am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 8:08pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 10:22am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2024 @ 5:13pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 9:20pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 1:07pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 2:50pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 3:05pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 3:35pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:20pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:50pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:50pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:37pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 5:21pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:58pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 5:26pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 5:22pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 5:59pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:03pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 5:57pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:03pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:40pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:40pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:31pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 8:49am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 3:29pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 9:31am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 9:41am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 1:01pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 2:47pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 2:59pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:12pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:22pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 5:21pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 5:31pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 5:57pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:10pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:12pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:20pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:06pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:06pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:20pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:56pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 5:27pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 5:55pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:37pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:40pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2024 @ 10:39am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2024 @ 8:00am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 8:41am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 12:06pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 9:12pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 12:56pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 2:40pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 3:06pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:05pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:18pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:19pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:57pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 4:47am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 8:49am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:04pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:23pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:21pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:31pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 2:46pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 2:54pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:12pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:12pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:21pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:58pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:59pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 5:21pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 5:31pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 5:57pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:10pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:37pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2024 @ 5:44pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 10:30pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 6:21pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 9:54pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:57pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 5:42pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 10:54am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 5:01pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:43pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:38pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:57pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:59pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 5:18pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:03pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:47pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:47pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:58pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 5:20pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 5:21pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 5:53pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:10pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:10pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:13pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:19pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:48pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:49pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:50pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:00pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:10pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:00pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:18pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:03pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:42pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:49pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:49pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:00pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:06pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:16pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:05pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:06pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:19pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:22pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:01pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 9:24pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 9:24pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 5:08pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 1:02pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2024 @ 11:56pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 8:05am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 2:54pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 5:21pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 5:21pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:12pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:40pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:00pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:20pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:42pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:36pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 9:46am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:21pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:08pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:58pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 5:20pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 5:21pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 5:53pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:10pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:10pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:40pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:44pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:48pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:49pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:50pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:05pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:21pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:13pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:13pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:27pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:48pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:49pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:00pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:00pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:00pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:05pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:14pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:36pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:38pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:52pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:10pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:35pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:38pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:46pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:03pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:06pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:22pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:42pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 1:59pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 3:05pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:57pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:57pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:09pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:45pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 9:18pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:48pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:59pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:42pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 8:24pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 7:45am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 8:03pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 7:42am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:18am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:01pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:00pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:37pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:40pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:48pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:48pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:49pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:05pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:16pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:24pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:37pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:51pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:57pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 8:16pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 9:30pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2024 @ 8:00am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 9:52am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 3:36pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 5:51pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 5:51pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:48pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:48pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:00pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:36pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:58pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 7:46am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:20pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:49pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:37pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:00pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 9:44pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:01pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 1:36pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 8:16am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2024 @ 9:12pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 2:40pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:20pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:10pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:10pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:49pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:49pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:18pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:55pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 9:32pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 3:56am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:52pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:49pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:40pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:14pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:18pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:42pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 7:47am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 3:56am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 3:56am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 8:14am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 3:59am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 5:01pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2023 @ 9:32pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:02pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:49pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 8:57pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 9:25pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 6:11pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 10:46pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:20pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:41pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:01pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:00pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:00pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:00pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:01pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:14pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:36pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:43pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:55pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 9:28pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 9:29pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 7:48am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 3:56am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 3:56am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 8:09pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 10:25am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 10:31pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:03pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:19pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:36pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:38pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:52pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 8:03pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 9:28pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 7:46am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 7:48am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 3:56am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 10:32am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 5:51pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 6:43pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 7:49am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 8:18pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 9:30am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:07pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:54pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:12pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:38pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:00pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:18pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:43pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 9:28pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 8:09am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 6:23pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 May, 2024 @ 6:23pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:56pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:00pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:54pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 9:55pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 5:23pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:49pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:23pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:08pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 8:19am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 9:26pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 1:02pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 11:20pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 11:32pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 11:18pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 11:39pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 11:39pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2023 @ 1:54pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:57pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 3:04pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:21pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 5:23pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:48pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:48pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:05pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:22pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:43pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 7:59am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 10:32am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 8:29am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:58pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:00pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:56pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 9:55pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:18pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:38pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:50pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:55pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 9:28pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 9:29pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 8:09am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 3:56am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 10:32am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 5:51pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 6:43pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 6:11pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 8:29am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 9:51pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:56pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 7:48am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2024 @ 6:22pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:38pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:42pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 8:03pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:25am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 8:14am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2024 @ 10:06am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2024 @ 5:39pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 May, 2024 @ 10:00am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:15pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:59pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:05pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 6:48pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:04pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:19pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:43pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 7:45am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 8:03pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 7:42am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:18am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 5:22pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:01pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:59pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 9:55pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 7:53pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 8:16pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 9:29pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 7:48am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 8:03pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 3:56am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 10:32am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 6:18pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 10:25am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 6 May, 2024 @ 8:29am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2024 @ 6:22pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 4:06pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 5:21pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 8:04pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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