Sucks at golf... Like seriously.

Well frankly, I've spent the last 4 years of my life cooped up in my room programming on the command line, and I haven't seen the sun in months. Honestly? I had to cover my entire body with sunscreen before I went outside today and it's partly cloudy. My entire purpose is to share code on GitHub and I've never even kissed a girl and honestly? I'm sweating right now. Feel my hands. You feel that? That's not just sweat, that's blood. I'm bleeding from my pores because I spend 16 hours a day typing at 180 words per minute and I have carpal tunnel at the age of 22. Honestly, I need to see a doctor, but not just for that, I also have personality disorder and I engage in Reddit arguments once an hour just to feel that last little drop of bliss. Because my ego is imploding. Do you know how that feels? You know how that feels? I have nothing left but disdain for this world and to be honest if I don't do something fast, I'm gonna implode.

Please, take me and make my oil fields gush 💦 🛢️, Spank me with your big black drone ✈️ and tell me I've been a naughty rogue state 😈, I need your foreign aid all over me right now 🥵🤤. Open my market right up, and freedom right in. Run that big Abrams all over my field. Please daddy America 🇺🇸, I'll be your puppet you can do anything with me.

Is GREAT at splitgate the person below this comment. Is TRASH

-rep sucks at zombies

+rep steamed me