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Dating a woman, WHY? Dolphins are capable of manipulating their vaginal muscles in order to provide maximum pleasure. Most women cannot. Dolphins secrete a substance that dramatically shortens your refractory period as long as your ♥♥♥♥ remains in her vagina. Women cannot. Dolphins cannot cheat on you as they do not form lasting, intimate relationships. Women can, and not only can, but they enjoy doing it. Dolphins do not mind if you ♥♥♥♥ another dolphin. A women will hate you if you ♥♥♥♥ another woman. Dolphins don’t mind if you ♥♥♥ inside either. She won’t force you to pay child support for 18 years like a woman. She can’t even get pregnant. Dolphins won’t leave you for another dolphin with more shekels. Get rid of Doris and get you a Dolphin.

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le upboat xD