Coomer
Nikolus Schaffer-Pugh   Sacramento, California, United States
Level
40
Level 40 - Deck Cookie
4,000 XP
 
 
(Wakes up) The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my ♥♥♥♥ is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning Alix Lynx, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hope on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a Female Girl?? HMMGH*,* I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) ♥♥♥♥♥♥, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW ♥♥♥♥ ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw ♥♥♥♥, aw ♥♥♥♥. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt.
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76561199165229952 21 Sep @ 7:10pm 
+rep nice profile😉
76561198881514766 29 Jul @ 2:14pm 
^_^
Django Marimba 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:36pm 
anyway this man died in combat
or killed himself
miss you chap
bolest 1 Jan, 2020 @ 12:12pm 
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bolest 1 Jan, 2020 @ 12:10pm 
hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
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YOU'RE HALF-GAY!
Post this on the wall of a bisexual friend and tell them to stop it and get sum help!!!
Ur HALF-GAY