There's fear and darkness all around you,
The criminals are on the run,
No use in not havin' your hall pass,
I'll take you to the principal 'cause I'm the Dawg!
I am the Dawg,
The big bad Dawg,
The hallway monitor!

I got some badass guys to help me.
I only had to pay them fifteen bucks.
You think you got away with not having a hall pass?
You won't get away from me 'cause I'm the Dawg!
I am the Dawg,
The big bad Dawg!