I am not real. I am merely a figment of your imagination. You have taken mind-altering drugs that last for 100 years and you are living in a delusion. This message is the sane part of your mind's desperate attempt to make you realise the truth: THE TRUTH IS THAT YOUR REALITY IS COMPLETELY FABRICATED AND A LIE. But, alas, you will read this and dismiss it as nonsense that has no bearing on reality. A true shame, indeed.
Favourite flavour of yoghurt: Blackberry but I don't eat yoghurt very often because I don't like it that much.
Favourite colour: A colour that your primitive pair of human eyes is unable to perceive. You will never know what it looks like. Btw I'm a mantis shrimp, so don't get too bummed out about your inability to perceive a larger spectrum of colours, because I have a puny crustacean brain.
Mental Illness (totally legit): I suffer from factitious disorder. Reccuring symptoms I am forced to deal with include pretending to have factitious disorder.

I'm not real. I am apart of your mind

To set yourself free from your existence