Well, Seymour, I made it, despite your directions.
Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.
Yeah.
Oh, egads! My roast is ruined!
But what if, I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?
Ohohoho, delightfully devilish, Seymour.
Uh-
Skinner with his crazy explanations, the superintendent's gonna need his medication, when he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations, there'll be trouble in town tonight!
Seymour!
Superintendent, I was just, uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me?
Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?
Uh- Ooh!
That isn't smoke, it's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm, steamed clams!
Whew.
Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.
I thought we were having steamed clams.
D'oh, no! I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers.
You call hamburgers steamed hams?
Yes. It's a regional dialect.
Uh-huh. What region?
Uh, upstate New York.
Really? Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams".
No, not in Utica, no, it's an Albany expression.
I see.
You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
Ohohoho, no! Patented Skinner-burgers! Ooold family recipe.
For steamed hams.
Yes.
Yes, and you call them steamed hams, despite the fact they are obviously grilled.
Ye- eh-
You don't th-
One thing I sh-
Excuse me for one second.
Of course.
AAAAAA WELL, THAt was wonderful.
Good time was had by all, I'm pooped.
Yes, I should be-
Good Lord, what is happening in there?
Aurora borealis.
Uh-
Aurora borealis?!
At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?
Yes.
May I see it?
No.
Seymour! The house is on fire!
No, Mother, it's just the northern lights.
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say, you steam a good ham.
Help!
Help!