Recent reviews by honk if you love frogs

This DLC is very cool and I like this DLC I think

(Apart from collecting scatfragments every run and the long distances between everything)
(The DLC is almost another separate game, looks amazing and is really, really fun)

There are agents living in the floor blocking my doorways. Can't finish the game.

Otherwise a neat game, looks nice, runs relatively well, gameplay is fun and it sounds good.

This game manages to be the best game I have ever played but also the worst game I have ever wasted my time and braincells on. Top and garbage tier at the same time

Originally I just had the Tiananmen square copypasta here (because of tencent and half-finished game on release) but as of patch #13 I feel like I need to revise my review.

Revised review:
HELL YEAH

Game sucks (game is good) (players are awful, servers are awful)

The game does not compare to Borderlands 3, but it isn't a bad game. If you come from other bl games you will notice that blood and gore is all gone, moxxi is replaced with the blandest possible character, etc... to reach a T rating. If you can ignore these the gameplay is actually good, and the story mode gets better towards the end.

Chaos chambers are actually really fun they should have just sold them as a separate game and I wouldn't complain.

ass

Absolutely horrible.

Yeah no. Just skip this one unless it's on a big sale.

>Wake up to alarm
>Smash alarm with sledgehammer
>Spraypaint a ♥♥♥♥ in the wall
>Open pc
>Start playing Teardown

This is going to be a good day