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⠄⣂⣀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⡆
⢠⢻⣿⡿⣟⡛⠻⢿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠟⠻⢿⣿⣇
⢀⣺⣿⡟⠋⡉⢉⠚⢿⣿⠗⢊⠙⡛⢿⣿⡌
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⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⠛⣋⣩⣬⣥⣤⡍⢙⣿⣿⡇⠄
⠄⠄⠘⣿⣿⣴⣭⣿⣿⣿⣿⣵⣾⣿⠏⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⣠⠤
⢀⠄⠚⣿⣿⣷⡌⣁⣀⣀⣩⣴⣿⣿⠄⠈⣍⣛. fodase?
squash soup, pea soup
every kind of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ soup sucks
You can argue about traps all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ day, and there's an argument to be made for whatever you think. But there is an inherent truth that can't be ignored
You know what, the traps can wait my final essay is going to be about ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SOUP, AND WHY IT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUCKS!
that which is hot is hot
just like soup
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUCKS
F U C K
S O U P
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ degenerate soup suckers man. I can't stand it.
soup is the lowliest form of food
you can't take a bite of soup
you can't get a consistent amount of ♥♥♥♥ every time since it all runs off your spoon
and it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ scalding hot so you have to wait 30 minutes before you can eat
or, better yet, you can blow air on every spoonful like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot
HOW ABOUT JUST MAKE A SOLID MEAL
LIKE THE REST OF THE REGULAR PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HIPSTERS
Chicken noodle soup, tomato soup, fish soup, vegetable soup, the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ asian soup with the noodles that they pinch with their sticks and go
SUCK SUCK SUCK SMACK SMACK
You didn't grow.
You didn't improve.
You took a shortcut and gained nothing.
You experienced a hollow victory.
Nothing was risked and nothing was gained.
It's sad that you don't know the difference.
or was it the other..? Nevermind.
violets are blue
i like pee
please choose ano
ther countries tanks than
k you
A herd of ♥♥♥♥♥♥' ugly reds.
are rushing from the
mainland.
Crime rate skyrockeded!
Hongkong is ruined!
Therefore, The Hongkong
government called Bruce Lee's
relative "Chin"
for the massacre of the reds.
Chin is a killer machine.
Wipe out all 1.2 billion of
the red communists!
However, in mainland China
there was a project
in progress! A project to
transform the deceased Tong
Shau Ping into an ultimate
weapon!