Mister, you just assured me that I could speak. Look, i'm under what? Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest. Have a look at the headlock here, see that chap over there? he- GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS! This is the bloke who got me on the penis people. Why did you do this to me, for what reason, what is the charge? eating a meal? a succulent chinese meal. Oh, that's a nice headlock sir, oh, ah yes, I see that you know your judo well. Good one. And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis? How dare - get your hands off me! Tetta, and farewell.

I want to fill my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with rats. It would be the greatest self defence mechanism ever cause like if someone tried to mug you you could just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ strip and shout feast my children as hundreds of rats emerge from your gaping ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. You'd never get mugged again. Literally nothing bad will ever happen the rats will protect you. Then at night they can come out and use them as a blanket

*Notices bulge* OwO what's this? *nuzzles on bulge* UwU It's getting larger! *gets thrown on the bed* UwU D-Daddy... W-what are you gonna do to me daddy? Oh p-please daddy you're so big. O-Oh! You make me feel so good daddy...

Harder daddy i'm just so horny uwu... A-ah... *gets cummed all over* AAHHH! Do you feel better d-daddy... I hope you do uwu.

smh ya'll acting like you're better than me cus i got some foreskin.
tell me this. have you never nutted and them just simply pinched your foreskin close so it feels like you nuttin in a ♥♥♥♥♥ and it all stays compact in there till you open it up on a toilet?
tell me something else, you ever opened your foreskin up in the shower, let your♥♥♥♥♥♥fill up with water and then pinch the tip of your♥♥♥♥♥♥so the water squirts out like a nerf blaster?
didn't think so. don't talk to me or my foreskin brothers till you can squirt other ♥♥♥♥♥s in the shower.

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What if KFC stood for Kilos of F**kin C*m and instead of a big bucket of chicken they just gave you a bucket full of c:m and you had to put a giant lid on it like a drink so it doesn’t slosh around and spill in your car