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You play as a dog (shiba) that jumps over banana peels, manholes, and onto trashcans or signs to reach a higher level. Your objective is to collect coins that sit on this higher level and jump when you're behind a girl to collect her panties.

Unless you have some absurd fixation on shiba memes, this is one of the worst endless runners (one that charges money too!). Dynamic enemies, primarily chicken that come from behind you and birds that come from in front, are almost always impossible to dodge due to the randomness of each round. If the chicken rounds its head while you're in the air, I'm very confident you'll instantly die - there's no dodging it. The birds are very much like the lasers from Jetpack Joyride if you're familiar with that; they adjust themselves to your height before they come and stay at that height when they show up on screen. These two obstacles can end your run instantly when they also stack bananas that make you slip right when they come. There's also fixed obstacles such as the manhole or cat but those are easy to jump over. (I suspect the cat's hitbox is poorly done because you can easily clip it and lose even when you're not actually touching the cat's model).

Then once you die, you play the same exact thing again. Literally nothing is different between each run because there are no rewards except for meme skins that you pay for with doge coins. There is only one girl model in the entire game.

Even if you ignore the content and gameplay, there are very simple things that are not present. You can't see how many panties or doge coins you've collected in total. The game doesn't save your skins or music settings between each startup. Not only that but there is no rebinding of key(s).

If you remove the "DOGE" novelty, you're only left with a really poorly-made runner.

Obligatory Score: 2/10. I'll be generous and not give it a 1 of 10 because at least the game has never crashed.

Note: Thanks to the friend who bought this for me.

It's CS:GO with more bugs and dynamic smoke grenades. Game has less than half the content of CS:GO.